If I was a permmie I would......

[doodab]

Good job its not a snart!

That is a hernia waiting to happen.

[Clippy]

You should get to the doctor. Aside from the obvious back related ailments this could be due to a swollen liver caused by heavy drinking.

Of course, it might just be a trapped fart.

Good job its not a snart!

[cailin maith]

Googled it, it had alcohol in it! Explains a lot really......

Prolly banned now....

Woodwards gripe water, you can get it in Boots - Woodwards Gripe Water - 150ml - Boots

Alcohol free now but still does the trick.

[stek]

Cocodamol or something? I was on those and they made me go whoosy, I love it!

And, I want some Dinnerfords Gripewater, I loved the smell and taste, do they still sell it?

Googled it, it had alcohol in it! Explains a lot really......

Prolly banned now....

[doodab]

You should get to the doctor. Aside from the obvious back related ailments this could be due to a swollen liver caused by heavy drinking.

Of course, it might just be a trapped fart.

[stek]

Ibuprofen was so last week, on the codeine at the moment!

Cocodamol or something? I was on those and they made me go whoosy, I love it!

And, I want some Dinnerfords Gripewater, I loved the smell and taste, do they still sell it?

[SimonMac]

I heard talk of new drugs on the Market , they can make pain go away. Google ibuprofen.

Ibuprofen was so last week, on the codeine at the moment!

[russell]

be calling in sick today

I am in agony with my back, hopefully I get can today ouuta the way as quick as possible and spend the next 4 days in bed

I heard talk of new drugs on the Market , they can make pain go away. Google ibuprofen.

[SimonMac]

It's worse than you think, it seems to have spread to your fingers.

That is just the product of an inner city comprehensive school education!

[gingerjedi]

be calling in sick today

I am in agony with my back, hopefully I get can today ouuta the way as quick as possible and spend the next 4 days in bed

It's worse than you think, it seems to have spread to your fingers.

[Spacecadet]

be calling in sick today

I am in agony with my back, hopefully I get can today ouuta the way as quick as possible and spend the next 4 days in bed

There's nothing to stop you taking a day off, there should be a clause in your contract to allow for emergency gaps in service provision

[SimonMac]

be calling in sick today

I am in agony with my back, hopefully I get can today ouuta the way as quick as possible and spend the next 4 days in bed