I'm dead funny me

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TimberWolf replied

18 April 2011, 20:07
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

looks like I 'll be sleeping on the couch tonight

Buy a hammock.
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norrahe replied

18 April 2011, 19:22
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Your secret is safe with me EO as long as half of the crackling is in the post by tomorrow.

You think there'll be any crackling left to send to you?

Nice one EO
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shaunbhoy replied

18 April 2011, 18:10
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

We had a barby yesterday, so put the sunday roast on hold. We had home made burgers and some kebabs on a stick, a load of ale and it was a great day in the garden.

So this am the missus puts the pork joint in the oven and tells me to get it out at 12.
Then she toddles off to go shopping.
So I gets the joint out at noon, and puts it in the micrwave to keep the cats off it, then I gets one of yesterdays home-made left-over burgers, ties a bit of string around it (to make it look like a mini joint) then sticks it back in the oven.

So the missus gets back from the shopping ten minutes ago, realises the oven is still on, drops the shopping bags and pulls this minute smoking burger-stump out of the oven

looks like I 'll be sleeping on the couch tonight

Your secret is safe with me EO as long as half of the crackling is in the post by tomorrow.
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Wodewick replied

18 April 2011, 17:11
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

looks like I 'll be sleeping on the couch tonight

On the joke!
Just a shame Mrs EO is a sourfaced humourless haridan!
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suityou01 replied

18 April 2011, 12:37
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

But you do get a whole pork joint to yourself

No she'll be sleeping in the marital bed with EO on the couch.

KUATB.
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Spacecadet replied

18 April 2011, 12:31
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

looks like I 'll be sleeping on the couch tonight

But you do get a whole pork joint to yourself
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EternalOptimist started a topic I'm dead funny me

18 April 2011, 12:28
I'm dead funny me

We had a barby yesterday, so put the sunday roast on hold. We had home made burgers and some kebabs on a stick, a load of ale and it was a great day in the garden.

So this am the missus puts the pork joint in the oven and tells me to get it out at 12.
Then she toddles off to go shopping.
So I gets the joint out at noon, and puts it in the micrwave to keep the cats off it, then I gets one of yesterdays home-made left-over burgers, ties a bit of string around it (to make it look like a mini joint) then sticks it back in the oven.

So the missus gets back from the shopping ten minutes ago, realises the oven is still on, drops the shopping bags and pulls this minute smoking burger-stump out of the oven

looks like I 'll be sleeping on the couch tonight
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