Originally posted by janey
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Originally posted by DimPrawnWouldn't it be easier to flash your nob for real?
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Originally posted by janeyand you're saying you wouldn't want to look at a pair of boobs?
Look? No, wrap 'em around my c*ck, yes!
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanWent to a fancy dress as a flasher once. Flesh coloured leotard and tights, cut legs off jeans and attach to tights in proper place. Long mac. The finishing touch is rediculously effective. 1 large wallpaper pasting brush attached to the proper place handle down (best if handle is light wood and red tipped). If you flash quick enough they are never quite sure what they saw.
that is a brilliant idea! totally inspired!
I know who I'll be coming to for fancy dress advice in future!
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Originally posted by janeypmsl, surely not?!
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Originally posted by ChurchillPenis envy, eh?
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Originally posted by janeycan we have a willy one too do you think?
Penis envy, eh?
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanIn the name of equality, sure, but I feel it would be rather sordid, sort of dirty mac brigade feel to it dont you think?
pmsl, surely not?!
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Originally posted by janeycan we have a willy one too do you think?
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Originally posted by janeycan we have a willy one too do you think?
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanWhat a corking idea!
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Originally posted by janeyyay!
I wasn't around for the original campaign.. perhaps we can get a boobies one!?
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Originally posted by XenophonWe need a LOAD more emoticons. I'll think I'll restart the 'Give us more emoticons campiagn' in the 'test please delete' thread.
yay!
I wasn't around for the original campaign.. perhaps we can get a boobies one!?
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