Reply to: The Masters: A Preview

[Doggy Styles]

I obviously swing both ways then. Sometimes I'm a hooker, others I'm a shanker.

Ah, shanking is slightly different. That sometimes happens when you lose balance on the climax of your stroke.

[gricerboy]

Being a hooker is usually caused by in-out action on the downswing.

My persistent problem is that I go the other way.

I obviously swing both ways then. Sometimes I'm a hooker, others I'm a shanker.

[Doggy Styles]

Being a hooker is usually caused by in-out action on the downswing.

My persistent problem is that I go the other way.

[gricerboy]

I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

"Oh wow! I see," Gricer replied.

He looked down at the table, was quiet for a moment.

Deep in serious thought he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

His long game is ok. It's his putting that let's him down.

I'm always having to tell him to watch where he's putting his hands.

[DimPrawn]

Gricer and Malc met on a singles cruise and Gricer fell head over heels for him.

When they discovered they lived in neighboring cities only a few miles apart Gricer was ecstatic.

He immediately started asking him out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Gricer had taken Malc to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums.

Gricer became convinced that Malc was indeed his soul mate and true love.

Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Gricer took Malc to a fine restaurant.

While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Gricer said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you.

I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage.

So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf.

If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

Malc took a deep breath and responded, "Gricer, that certainly won't be a problem.

I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

"Oh wow! I see," Gricer replied.

He looked down at the table, was quiet for a moment.

Deep in serious thought he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

[Mich the Tester]

At least he's not shoving a radish up his arse.

No, he has to wait for the cucumber to dissolve first.

[Churchill]

Something to do with small balls, thin sticks, little holes and gricer.

Not very hygienic really.

At least he's not shoving a radish up his arse.

[Mich the Tester]

Ohhh, is this a golfing thread then?

Something to do with small balls, thin sticks, little holes and gricer.

Not very hygienic really.

[FiveTimes]

Ohhhh, has it got 4 legs?

Yup and has been well back at the weekend.

[Churchill]

Does that help for playing golf?

Ohhh, is this a golfing thread then?

[Mich the Tester]

Ohhhh, has it got 4 legs?

Does that help for playing golf?

[Churchill]

I'm going for BackStage.

Ohhhh, has it got 4 legs?

[Doggy Styles]

Action? Golf?

Admittedly the naunces, the skills and the unfolding drama of a top golf tournament would, much like test cricket and world series baseball, be lost on those with short attention spans. For them we have Premiership football, Olympic 100 metre finals, and the World Wrestling Federation. There's something for everybody.

[FiveTimes]

Any tips?

I'm going for BackStage.

[gricerboy]

Your septic cousin is staying with you?

lol, what goes on behind my net curtains is ,and will continue to be, a matter of pure conjecture DP.