Friday Newspeak Corner

[Phoenix]

Early in the misty, misty morning

Headin' for another freeway jam

Sleepy eyed and shivering

Waking up and wishing it was Sunday

I wish it was Sunday.

On the radio they're playin' love songs.

Songs that make me want to turn around

Fact'ry gates are up ahead

I wish that I was home in bed with you, my love,

Back home with you, my love.

[Xenophon]

We knew you liked Max Headroom, you used to watch it ever Friday X.

We know what you like and your deepest fears.

We can force you to be Free.

You will obey us while we lead you
And eat the garbage that we feed you

Until the day that we don’t need you
Don’t got for help...no one will heed you

Uh oh - he's off again. Erm... Nurse.... Nurse... NURSE!!!

[Central-Scrutiniser]

We knew you liked Max Headroom, you used to watch it ever Friday X.

We know what you like and your deepest fears.

What did you dream ...its all right we know what you dreamed


We can force you to be Free.

You didnt like shcool
And you know your nobodys Fool
So welcome to the Machine

[Xenophon]

Max Headroom! Now that is a blast from the past!

[Central-Scrutiniser]

Hi X

Wattsup Dude

Dont touch that dial !!!

[Xenophon]

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you

Until the day that we don’t need you
Don’t got for help...no one will heed you

Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold

And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold



I am gross and perverted
I’m obsessed ’n deranged


I have existed for years
But very little had changed

I am the tool of the government
And industry too

For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can’t look away

I make you think I’m delicious
With the stuff that I say

I am the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?

I am the slime oozin’ out
From your telescreen set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you

Until the day that we don’t need you
Don’t got for help...no one will heed you

Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold

And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That’s right, folks..
Don’t touch that dial

Nurse!

[Central-Scrutiniser]

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you

Until the day that we don’t need you
Don’t got for help...no one will heed you

Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold

And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold



I am gross and perverted
I’m obsessed ’n deranged


I have existed for years
But very little had changed

I am the tool of the government
And industry too


For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can’t look away


I make you think I’m delicious
With the stuff that I say

I am the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?

I am the slime oozin’ out
From your telescreen set