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gingerjedi replied

31 March 2011, 21:22
Oreo is a slang term: Urban Dictionary: oreo

Term for African Americans that the black community is generally offended with for betraying their roots usually for dating caucasion girls, dressing too white, talking too white, etc. The term is branded OREO since they are "Black on the outside, White on the inside"

"Damn Marcus, have you seen Deon lately? The brother is a total Oreo, he's all drivin' a BMW with his white biatch. The brotha forgot where he came from!"

You've got to show the feline brother a bit of respect.
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DimPrawn replied

31 March 2011, 21:18
Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post

Didn't you have a little black pussy a few years ago ?

It was called growler wasn't it?
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Board Game Geek replied

31 March 2011, 21:17
Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post

If it was not for the waterbed & BGG being allergic & the general responsibility I would have a little black kitten

Didn't you have a little black pussy a few years ago ?
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MarillionFan replied

31 March 2011, 21:10
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Nobody wants one.

The missus was looking to get a new cat a few months ago. Apparently , no one will take a black one

weird.

well we got one. Oreo. and the little twat scratched me today

and Im looking at him now, licking his little bum hole

Oreo's are brown. Poor little fella no wonder he scratched you. What was wrong with calling him Sooty or Sambo? It's probably got an identity problem now.
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DimPrawn replied

31 March 2011, 20:47
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Are you nearly 20?

In cat years, yes.
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mudskipper replied

31 March 2011, 20:47
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

I hope someone says that about me in a few years time.

Are you nearly 20?
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DimPrawn replied

31 March 2011, 20:45
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Ours is nearly 20. He's old and stiff and can no longer bend enough to get to his bum hole. I have to follow him around with toilet paper and wipe it for him. He never thanks me.

I hope someone says that about me in a few years time.
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mudskipper replied

31 March 2011, 20:41
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Nobody wants one.

The missus was looking to get a new cat a few months ago. Apparently , no one will take a black one

weird.

well we got one. Oreo. and the little twat scratched me today

and Im looking at him now, licking his little bum hole

Ours is nearly 20. He's old and stiff and can no longer bend enough to get to his bum hole. I have to follow him around with toilet paper and wipe it for him. He never thanks me.
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ThomasSoerensen replied

31 March 2011, 20:18
Nail it to a tree with copper nails. That'll teach it.
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Halo Jones replied

31 March 2011, 20:15
If it was not for the waterbed & BGG being allergic & the general responsibility I would have a little black kitten
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EternalOptimist replied

31 March 2011, 20:02
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Why are you licking a cats bum hole? That's disgusting.

a bit of seasoning, yum yum.
its suprisingly full of protein. and hairs
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doodab replied

31 March 2011, 20:00
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Nobody wants one.

The missus was looking to get a new cat a few months ago. Apparently , no one will take a black one

weird.

well we got one. Oreo. and the little twat scratched me today

and Im looking at him now, licking his little bum hole

Why are you licking a cats bum hole? That's disgusting.
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EternalOptimist started a topic Black cats

31 March 2011, 19:58
Black cats

Nobody wants one.

The missus was looking to get a new cat a few months ago. Apparently , no one will take a black one

weird.

well we got one. Oreo. and the little twat scratched me today

and Im looking at him now, licking his little bum hole
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