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Previously on "A fancy new term for incest - Genetic Sexual Attraction"

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  • TinTrump
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    Interesting article. But why does "Penny Lawrence" [lines 4, 8 and others] become "Ms Lancaster" [line 16]?

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  • landl
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    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    we have to start a re-measuring project to verify this
    I respect your altruistic and scientific attitude on this matter.

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Nah, Bangkok was the furthest south he ventured.
    If he/she was a ladyboy a 'banged-cock' is a likely result....

    Ahhh, ladyboys......

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by stek View Post

    And a ladyboy, probably. Did you check further south?
    Nah, Bangkok was the furthest south he ventured.

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    my first gf used to look down at her 36 a's and say 'anything more than a handful is a waste'


    stoopid sod she was





    And a ladyboy, probably. Did you check further south?

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post
    I'm from Wigan !! People in Wigan use 'Bolton' in that gag
    And I'm from Bolton, how dare you!

    Get back to your pie butties!

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  • ChrisPackit
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    Originally posted by landl View Post
    Probably completely unrelated to the subject of people not travelling further afield, but there was a survey a few years back that said Wigan had the largest average breast size in the UK. Can't think why I remembered that.

    Well, there are a lot if tits in Wigan if that helps.

    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    That's nothing to do with incest; Khan and Ahmed are common surnames.
    Now you are definitely confusing Wigan with Bolton

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by landl View Post
    Probably completely unrelated to the subject of people not travelling further afield, but there was a survey a few years back that said Wigan had the largest average breast size in the UK. Can't think why I remembered that.

    my first gf used to look down at her 36 a's and say 'anything more than a handful is a waste'


    stoopid sod she was




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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    we have to start a re-measuring project to verify this

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  • landl
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    It's because most people form Wigan have never travelled further than Bolton.
    Probably completely unrelated to the subject of people not travelling further afield, but there was a survey a few years back that said Wigan had the largest average breast size in the UK. Can't think why I remembered that.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post
    I was wondering though why all the kids at my school only had one of two surnames
    That's nothing to do with incest; Khan and Ahmed are common surnames.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    It's because most people form Wigan have never travelled further than Bolton.
    I suppose they don´t need to if that´s how far they have to go to shag their kids.

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  • TimberWolf
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    List of coupled cousins - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Obviously there's a lot of royalty in there, but also the likes of Darwin and Einstein.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post
    I was wondering though why all the kids at my school only had one of two surnames, and why I had an extra digit on each hand...
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    How does that work? Do people from Wigan move to Bolton when their kids/lovers leave home?
    It's because most people form Wigan have never travelled further than Bolton.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post
    I'm from Wigan !! People in Wigan use 'Bolton' in that gag
    How does that work? Do people from Wigan move to Bolton when their kids/lovers leave home?

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