Doomed

[doodab]

I hate that phrase!

It doesn't really bother me unless used to excess.

[Mich the Tester]

I am.

I don't think it's irreversible as my liver function tests apparently came back normal, but I do need to have a couple of weeks off the booze to give the poor bugger a chance to recuperate, and tone down the massive benders going forwards.

Looks like I am going to need a new hobby.

I hate that phrase!

[doodab]

I seem to remember you've asked this before, and you're still alive. Or are you?

I am.

I don't think it's irreversible as my liver function tests apparently came back normal, but I do need to have a couple of weeks off the booze to give the poor bugger a chance to recuperate, and tone down the massive benders going forwards.

Looks like I am going to need a new hobby.

[Mich the Tester]

I seem to remember you've asked this before, and you're still alive. Or are you?

[StopTheEarthIwantToGetOff]

Don't worry about death dude!
It's totally natural.

Go on, have another drink. You deserve it

[MaryPoppins]

Can I make it to the end of the month?

Am I going to die anyway?

No.

Yes.

[doodab]

Alcoholic Liver Disease - NHS Choices

Apparently I am a heavy drinker and I have a fatty liver.

I am currently without beer for 3 1/2 days. Can I make it to the end of the month? Am I going to die anyway?