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Previously on "Caption competition"

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post


    Source: The Telegraph

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    The world is my shiiting place, Infidel.

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  • TimberWolf
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    I saw a picture of him on the front page of a newspaper, the picture being not dissimilar to this one:



    And thought it looked as if someone had punched him in the face. He could probably still duff Cameron up at the age of 68, but I'd prefer to see him duff up Bl*ir. There's only one way to find out...

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post


    Source: The Telegraph

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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    "Now come on, I'm not doing all that bad. Take him for example.....that weirdo over there in the second hand Gary Glitter outfit. He has been in power for forty fooking years for pete's sake!!"
    Yes, and I'd have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you pesky infidels! Cuuurses!

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  • thunderlizard
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    Colonel Gaddafi attempts to fight off David Cameron's giant robotic sperm army.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post


    Source: The Telegraph

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    "Now come on, I'm not doing all that bad. Take him for example.....that weirdo over there in the second hand Gary Glitter outfit. He has been in power for forty fooking years for pete's sake!!"

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  • Wodewick
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Go on then. Whoever repped me. What the hell does?

    "p & c? I think not"

    mean???
    Well I got "Don't be mean" which although unsigned is at least understandable

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Let's go for Xenophon today.
    Go on then. Whoever repped me. What the hell does?

    "p & c? I think not"

    mean???

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  • Wodewick
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Let's go for Xenophon today.
    OK - I'll -ve him first then

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
    It's Wodewick old chap!
    Thewe aaw no aaws in Wodewick

    PS Who am I today then?
    Let's go for Xenophon today.

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  • Wodewick
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I wonder 'Woderick' how long it will take for me to get your main account rep points below 0?
    It's Wodewick old chap!
    Thewe aaw no aaws in Wodewick

    PS Who am I today then?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
    My screen must need cleaning cos that looks like a bigheaded bald bloke with dodgy skin hidden behind a cloud of some sort of noxious fart fumes.... Oh sorry I see what you've done there!
    I wonder 'Woderick' how long it will take for me to get your main account rep points below 0?

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  • TimberWolf
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    Is it me or does the woman in Appaloosa currently showing on Film4 remind anyone of Shirley MacLaine?

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  • Wodewick
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Nah. I'm more like this
    My screen must need cleaning cos that looks like a bigheaded bald bloke with dodgy skin hidden behind a cloud of some sort of noxious fart fumes.... Oh sorry I see what you've done there!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
    Well it's not Gaddafi - so you must look like that.
    Nah. I'm more like this

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  • Wodewick
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Is it me, or does Gaddafi look like this fella.
    Well it's not Gaddafi - so you must look like that.

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