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Previously on "Caption competition"
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I saw a picture of him on the front page of a newspaper, the picture being not dissimilar to this one:

And thought it looked as if someone had punched him in the face. He could probably still duff Cameron up at the age of 68, but I'd prefer to see him duff up Bl*ir. There's only one way to find out...
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Originally posted by AtW View PostYes, and I'd have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you pesky infidels! Cuuurses!Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post"Now come on, I'm not doing all that bad. Take him for example.....that weirdo over there in the second hand Gary Glitter outfit. He has been in power for forty fooking years for pete's sake!!"
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Colonel Gaddafi attempts to fight off David Cameron's giant robotic sperm army.
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"Now come on, I'm not doing all that bad. Take him for example.....that weirdo over there in the second hand Gary Glitter outfit. He has been in power for forty fooking years for pete's sake!!"Originally posted by AtW View Post
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Go on then. Whoever repped me. What the hell does?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostLet's go for Xenophon today.
"p & c? I think not"
mean???
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Let's go for Xenophon today.Originally posted by Wodewick View PostIt's Wodewick old chap!
Thewe aaw no aaws in Wodewick
PS Who am I today then?
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I wonder 'Woderick' how long it will take for me to get your main account rep points below 0?Originally posted by Wodewick View PostMy screen must need cleaning cos that looks like a bigheaded bald bloke with dodgy skin hidden behind a cloud of some sort of noxious fart fumes.... Oh sorry I see what you've done there!
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Is it me or does the woman in Appaloosa currently showing on Film4 remind anyone of Shirley MacLaine?
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Nah. I'm more like thisOriginally posted by Wodewick View PostWell it's not Gaddafi - so you must look like that.
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