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Why would they care if it's not them who'll ultimately pay? They'll probably make far more by shorting Japanese stocks tomorrow.
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Charter companies reported charging as much as $160,000 for a flight to Tokyo. with one saying it had a request from 14 bankers who 'did not care about price.'
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Well, the plagues on Egypt are a case in point. He tried flies, boils, frogs, murrain, and even turning water into blood for pity's sake, and the Egyptians didn't take a blind bit of notice. God being very much anti-slavery, and Pharoah being far beyond a third-written-warning situation, a few firstborns are going to have to bite the bullet.
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What about the flood, plagues, the wrath of God etc.Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostOld Testament God? He wasn't all that vengeful. Read the book of Jonah (it's really short and has lashings of sarcasm, man-in-fish action and extreme gardening). Total pussycat.
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Old Testament God? He wasn't all that vengeful. Read the book of Jonah (it's really short and has lashings of sarcasm, man-in-fish action and extreme gardening). Total pussycat.
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Isn't the Church of England God also the Old Testament God? He was pretty vengeful.Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostLondon is under the control of Church of England God. He's much more circumspect in his mighty visitations of wrath, and this week his vengeance took the form of Olympics countdown clock embarrassment.
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London is under the control of Church of England God. He's much more circumspect in his mighty visitations of wrath, and this week his vengeance took the form of Olympics countdown clock embarrassment.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostIf this was god's work, surely it would have been London that was hit by earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanoes and nuclear meltdowns?
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iPad2 delayed?Originally posted by amcdonald View PostI bet the jap stock market will take a dive now the ipad2 is delayed, now thats going to hurt a technologically advanced country like Japan
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I bet the jap stock market will take a dive now the ipad2 is delayed, now thats going to hurt a technologically advanced country like Japan
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If this was god's work, surely it would have been London that was hit by earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanoes and nuclear meltdowns?
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See, that's the kind of thing that makes bankers genuinely leave a country.
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Bankers
Japan Quake: Radiation Fears Force Foreign Bankers to Flee Tokyo | Advisor One
Now they'll be shorting Japanese economy from relative safety of nearby countries
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