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its always seemed to be grads at the places I've worked doing the majority of the auditing work and assumed it was like a pre-accountancy role proving ground for those recently qualified but with no experience - but perhaps I'm wrong and accountants are failed auditors like HR bods are failed agents
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Strangely enough, on a course about 5 years ago I bumped into an auditor I knew from my second computer job back in the 1970s. We were both juniors then.Originally posted by zeitghostI remember the last time I saw auditors.
The company was liquidated 3 weeks later.

He had more hair back then; thin on the top last time I saw him.
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When's your first date?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSpooky. Just been speaking to one myself.
He has got the worst buck teeth I have ever seen. He looks like Professor Frink.
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Ah, they're on KPI related variable remuneration! That explains everything!Originally posted by pmeswani View PostDepending on the company, if they don't fail a department enough times followed by a pass, they won't get a bonus.
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Spooky. Just been speaking to one myself.
He has got the worst buck teeth I have ever seen. He looks like Professor Frink.
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Por sods. Too clever to be testers. Nice suits though.Originally posted by amcdonald View PostBecause unless they do a good job they end up being accountants which is even more boring
Plus they don't get lion taming as a career option
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Because unless they do a good job they end up being accountants which is even more boring
Plus they don't get lion taming as a career option
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