Poor old Arse. They were whispering about a quadruple two weeks ago. That sort of talk is always a kiss of death.
John Terry does it before Chelsea defeats.
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Previously on "Up The Arse!"
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Bolton Up Fer't Cup!!
We're on out way to Wembley!
Good game too, Kevin Davies is a legend, not quite Nat Lofthouse yet.....
I met Nat Lofthouse, he was a real Gent, apparently he'd rip your balls off during the game but would help you find them afterwards...
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Fifty quid richer and thoroughly depressed
Though to be fair, it panned out exctly as I thought it would. Next time I'll have to put enough on to make me actually want United to win.
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WHS.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostI thought this was an arse related thread.
In other news Betfair have moved to Gibraltar and their share price has hit bottom.
Sport is made for betting: Betfair becomes latest member of TaxDodgers'R'Us
I thought this was going to be about John Thomas and the chocolate starfish.
Of before you all get on your high horses it's a lesser known book by Roald Dahl.
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I thought this was an arse related thread.Originally posted by Zippy View PostAre you trying to imply something, O King?
In other news Betfair have moved to Gibraltar and their share price has hit bottom.
Sport is made for betting: Betfair becomes latest member of TaxDodgers'R'Us
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Up The Arse!
Got £50 on United to win which I'll be very happy to lose tonight.
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