Reply to: The Census

[hyperD]

[MaryPoppins]

JUust had a wee man at the door hading the damn thing in.

That was just a noise.

[minestrone]

JUust had a wee man at the door hading the damn thing in.

[Old Greg]

That's no good at all.

if you are going to make things up at least make them inventive.

It's conceptual.

[SueEllen]

You are a worthy opponent and I fear that you will win. But, with the wind behind us, we will have two children by then who are foreign passport holders. I will put them down as white C Of E, British passport holders with joint national identities of British and English.

That's no good at all.

if you are going to make things up at least make them inventive.

[Old Greg]

I'll see your one wife, and raise you three fictitious immigrants renting my spare room.

You are a worthy opponent and I fear that you will win. But, with the wind behind us, we will have two children by then who are foreign passport holders. I will put them down as white C Of E, British passport holders with joint national identities of British and English.

[OwlHoot]

I'll ask my wife to do the same just to spite you.

I'll see your one wife, and raise you three fictitious immigrants renting my spare room.

[Ruprect]

3 tier.

Know what you mean, but the govt tends to steer clear of public schools (of course they are all educated in them but they tend not to legislate about them)

[Sysman]

Question 17 revealed:

"How well do you speak English?"

Do they put a filter in for the Cockneys or the Meeja Mockneys? They might answer "very well", but as we all know that's not true.

Oh, the religion question is voluntary.

"How would you describe your national identity?"

Yorkshire.

[Sysman]

I'm opting out - I'll turn off the lights and hide behind the sofa when the checkers come round.

I tried that once, although in truth I was usually working away from home for weeks at a time.

A chap from the council finally came around on a Sunday afternoon and got me to fill it out on the spot.

They don't let go that easy.

[Sysman]

Got mine yesterday.

Did it online 5 minutes ago.

My god, it is pretty intrusive, you feel like they have stripped you naked and examined you with a microscope.

On the plus side, the online form was very easy to use and reliable. Well done to whoever was in charge of the software.

You see, they can get govt. computing right when they really want to.

[amcdonald]

Heard on the radio today this is something to do with the welsh. Apparently the welsh have a question 17, which the rest of us don't get to see.

Can somebody welsh tell us what it is?

Isn't that racist if only the welsh get the question

[Old Greg]

I'm opting out - I'll turn off the lights and hide behind the sofa when the checkers come round.

The more indigenous British people do that, the worse the immigration figures will look, which will hopefully be an incentive for the Government to curb it more.

I'll ask my wife to do the same just to spite you.

[OwlHoot]

Anyone done it yet? How intrusive? Big Brother is watching YOU

I'm opting out - I'll turn off the lights and hide behind the sofa when the checkers come round.

The more indigenous British people do that, the worse the immigration figures will look, which will hopefully be an incentive for the Government to curb it more.

[Moscow Mule]

Because its exactly the sort of stat that the government will use to maintain a two tier education system by continuing to fund faith schools

3 tier.