Reply to: What are you doing for Comedy Relief?

[TimberWolf]

Straight to the credits then.

That's more or less what I did last year.

The year before that I noticed something interesting. When one makes a 'phone me' signal, by placing one's hand to an ear whilst curling the 1st, 2nd and 3rd fingers into the palm, leaving just the little finger and thumb extended, I noticed that with my right hand when I curl the ring finger down, my little finger goes down with it. But, and here's the really interesting bit, with my left hand I can curl those 3 digits down with with barely a flicker of movement out of my little finger. Being right-handed one might expect that hand to be more dexterous.

[Dearnla]

I shall donate a quid to the traffic light bucket brigade

[MarillionFan]

I hear AtW will be dressing up and wearing a silly wig and moustache.

[MarillionFan]

I'm going to record it and fast-forward through the unfunny bits.

Straight to the credits then.

[Platypus]

I notice from the TV trailers that we can expect the usual shameless spectacle of various celebrities turning on the waterworks for the camera when on location in some 3rd world place where there are lots of poor people.

Indeed, for that very reason my daughter has said that she definitely WON'T be watching.

[amcdonald]

I notice from the TV trailers that we can expect the usual shameless spectacle of various celebrities turning on the waterworks for the camera when on location in some 3rd world place where there are lots of poor people.

Comic Relief is in Swindon this year ?

[wurzel]

I shall do what I do every year: absoluckingfutely nothing.

Let them eat cake.

Same for that child thing the Beeb inflict on us every year.

I remember being out in Bath on Comic Relief night a couple of years ago and it was like the whole of "Henman Hill" had descended and taken the place over.

I notice from the TV trailers that we can expect the usual shameless spectacle of various celebrities turning on the waterworks for the camera when on location in some 3rd world place where there are lots of poor people.

[TimberWolf]

I'm going to record it and fast-forward through the unfunny bits.

[Spacecadet]

I'm doing a sponsored 24 hour CUK posting session with AtW and Dimprawn. We're aiming for 500 new threads every hour.

I thought the point of it was to do something different and special?

[2BIT]

not watching it - comic relief stopped being funny decades ago

[MarillionFan]

I'm doing a sponsored 24 hour CUK posting session with AtW and Dimprawn. We're aiming for 500 new threads every hour.

[Spacecadet]

Film 2 nuns one chalice and put it on xhamster for instant fame

FTFY

[amcdonald]

I couldn't get the "persons of diminutive stature" as they are already booked for Comic Relief.

I'm just left with normal clowns.

However, to liven things up, the clowns have no idea that I also got 2 nuns, a donkey and a jar of figs for the Grand Finale.

Film 2 nuns one cup and put it on xhamster for instant fame

[Board Game Geek]

Midget clown porn, that should sell well

I couldn't get the "persons of diminutive stature" as they are already booked for Comic Relief.

I'm just left with normal clowns.

However, to liven things up, the clowns have no idea that I also got 2 nuns, a donkey and a jar of figs for the Grand Finale.

[wurzel]

I've come up with a wizard wheeze for tomorrow's fun and japes.

Everyone's got to come in wearing their pants on top of their trousers and anyone who doesn't will have to forfeit 5 pounds to Comedy Relief.

I shall be stood in the main entrance shaking my money bucket under the noses of any churlish individuals not game enough to join in this great British Institution.

Is that tomorrow?

I've got some Spanish friends staying this weekend & I wanted to take them out to Bath for the evening.

Don't think I'm going to bother if it's going to mean encountering people sat in bath tubs full of baked beans etc & having them think we're a nation of complete f*ckwits.

Having said that, they're from Benidorm so they probably think that anyway