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Previously on "Friend with a problem. Advice needed."

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  • A dog
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    So, Dog.... what happened?
    Haven't spoken to her for a couple of days, but hope to catch up later, so will update.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Does she do it doggy style?
    As a lesbian? I would imagine some sort of large, specially shaped double ended strap on implement would be required.

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  • Wilmslow
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    Does she do it doggy style?

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  • cailin maith
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    So, Dog.... what happened?

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  • Pogle
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    I see the bloke behind her is having trouble concealing his horn.......


    IGMC

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    Explain Dogbert, and Brian off Family Guy then
    Scoobie Doo talks in a sort of half-doggy way.

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  • amcdonald
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    Looks like a rackmount dress to me

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  • SimonMac
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    This thread reminds me of the old adage:

    "I have never went to bed with a dog, woken up with a few though"

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    having a big dog cleavage is extremely useful for catching objects in, especially if they are made of chocolate. A wider decolletage is best for licorice allsorts or mini eggs, whilst a tighter , pert one is best for choloate buttons, or rolos



    wider, suitable for larger chocolate objects



    more pert, useful for catching smaller items




    Some more boobies in the news:


    Megan Fox pulls out all the stops (and a VERY low cut dress) for new movie Passion Play... but it's still going straight to DVD | Mail Online

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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    Next you'll be telling me Men Behaving Badly wasn't a documentary
    No that was a user guide for life. Now where did I leave my drinking mit?

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  • amcdonald
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    It's Ok, 10 pints and she'll turn into a fox.
    Hmm Megan just like the Hilton, everyones stayed in her

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by A dog View Post
    I have changed some details to preserve anonymity but the essence of the story is true. We will call her 'Lady'.
    having a big dog cleavage is extremely useful for catching objects in, especially if they are made of chocolate. A wider decolletage is best for licorice allsorts or mini eggs, whilst a tighter , pert one is best for choloate buttons, or rolos



    wider, suitable for larger chocolate objects



    more pert, useful for catching smaller items




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  • amcdonald
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    Easy - that's a cartoon and therefore not real. I don't want to piss on your chips, but Yogi wasn't real and bears can't talk, dispite what it says in the 3 bears book. The Flintstones were not the 'modern stone age family' They also were a cartoon and were not real. Cayotes cannot strap themselves to rockets to catch roadrunners!
    Next you'll be telling me Men Behaving Badly wasn't a documentary

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Poor lass. You've turned her into a dog.
    It's Ok, 10 pints and she'll turn into a fox.

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  • A dog
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    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    It could be a dog doing the voice over pretending to be a man voicing a dog

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