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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
    For which baldies club is this thread for ?

    Bald up above or bald down below ?
    <awaits decision>

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  • Board Game Geek
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    For which baldies club is this thread for ?

    Bald up above or bald down below ?

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by TinTrump View Post
    True in my case.

    It's the grey around my crown jewels I find a bit depressing. Maybe I need to go for the shaved look actors in gentlemans' videos sport. I just fear the consequences of a slip with the razor. And not something the average barber would/should cater for.
    It goes grey

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  • TinTrump
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    Bald men have much hairier bodies.
    True in my case.

    It's the grey around my crown jewels I find a bit depressing. Maybe I need to go for the shaved look actors in gentlemans' videos sport. I just fear the consequences of a slip with the razor. And not something the average barber would/should cater for.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Its true.

    I think what happens is that men keep growing upwards, but the hair stops

    so men grow through the hair


    which leaves it lower down (in my case, around the @rse area)



    Not two HAB's

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    I developed a theory some time ago.

    Bald men have much hairier bodies.

    Or maybe it's just the contrast.
    Its true.

    I think what happens is that men keep growing upwards, but the hair stops

    so men grow through the hair


    which leaves it lower down (in my case, around the @rse area)



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  • mudskipper
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    I developed a theory some time ago.

    Bald men have much hairier bodies.

    Or maybe it's just the contrast.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

    dicksplat.
    Am pissing myself laughing.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Yep, he seems happy enough.

    Lucky (bald) bastard!

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    i mean, look at Duncan Goodhew
    Yep, he seems happy enough.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    16 stone ???

    dicksplat. i was 16 stone about ten years ago


    also, being bald makes one aerodynamically superior. you can cut through the air like a slipstreamed ballet dancer, or a swooping swallow. If its pointy, so much the better

    i mean, look at Duncan Goodhew

    I can but you'd need a step-ladder.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    16 stone ???

    dicksplat. i was 16 stone about ten years ago


    also, being bald makes one aerodynamically superior. you can cut through the air like a slipstreamed ballet dancer, or a swooping swallow. If its pointy, so much the better

    i mean, look at Duncan Goodhew


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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Listen Shorty, I know I´m only 16 stone but I'm pretty sure I could quite easily give 98% of CUK'ers a bloody good kicking if I needed to.
    Sorry slaphead.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

    Hippies and hormonally challenged chaps with a full head of hair, you know where the door is, so don´t force me to throw you out of it!
    Can we smack your head first? Just a quick one?

    It's hard to resist the temptation sometimes, especially when you're standing right behind a baldie

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    When you're big enough.
    Listen Shorty, I know I´m only 16 stone but I'm pretty sure I could quite easily give 98% of CUK'ers a bloody good kicking if I needed to.

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