Reply to: AIBU - To want to tell people like this reporter to F OFF!

[Old Greg]

Ah, but how do you know they're not just saying they're Masons when they really aren't. If you don't know then you don't know.

I secretly look over their shoulders at their diaries and find out when they are attending Lodge meetings.

[Incognito]

I'm not a Mason and I know people who say they're Masons, so I concur.

Ah, but how do you know they're not just saying they're Masons when they really aren't. If you don't know then you don't know.

[MarillionFan]

This thread is like the life cycle of a river. Where's the oxbow lake?

[Old Greg]

If you were a Mason you would know what was wrong with your statement above.

So, I'll leave it at that.

I'm not a Mason and I know people who say they're Masons, so I concur.

[Churchill]

If I was a Mason I wouldn't be allowed to say. So you don't know I'm not.

Unless we ever met and you gave me the old funny handshake and wink.

If you were a Mason you would know what was wrong with your statement above.

So, I'll leave it at that.

[Incognito]

No, that's just his cottaging semiotics.

They don't fondle goats you know.

[Old Greg]

Unless we ever met and you gave me the old funny handshake and wink.

No, that's just his cottaging semiotics.

[Incognito]

But you are not a Mason so you don't know.

If I was a Mason I wouldn't be allowed to say. So you don't know I'm not.

Unless we ever met and you gave me the old funny handshake and wink.

[Churchill]

Unless he is a goat, and has been fondled by Masons. Got you there, sonny.

We don't fondle goats. Got you there sonny.

[Old Greg]

But you are not a Mason so you don't know.

Unless he is a goat, and has been fondled by Masons. Got you there, sonny.

[Old Greg]

This cult of 'Lots of Things' you've created. What do you believe in?How much is it to join? Do I get a return on any investments? And do I get a discount on the grey list?

I maybe interested.

If this is a greylist business opportunity, then I may well form the cult.

[Churchill]

My family were all Masons and I'm a Rangers fan who travels on a very large supporters bus where the sole purpose in life seems to be signing people up to the Lodge of both flavours.

You really thing I know nothing about your fondling ways?

But you are not a Mason so you don't know.

[Incognito]

I'm fairly certain that Buddha and Allah were clean shaven. Show me a picture of Allah where he has a beard?

Actually Islam is one of the Abrahamic religions, so technically speaking he should have a beard.

[Incognito]

What bearded old man would that be?

God
Allah
Budha
Vishnu
etc.

Pick yer deity and admit your lack of knowledge in all things Goat Fondling.

My family were all Masons and I'm a Rangers fan who travels on a very large supporters bus where the sole purpose in life seems to be signing people up to the Lodge of both flavours.

You really thing I know nothing about your fondling ways?

[MarillionFan]

What bearded old man would that be?

God
Allah
Budha
Vishnu
etc.

Pick yer deity and admit your lack of knowledge in all things Goat Fondling.

I'm fairly certain that Buddha and Allah were clean shaven. Show me a picture of Allah where he has a beard?