Did anyone participate in this?

[Pogle]

Those adverts where the people start dancing in train stations and the like? I would kick as many of those chirpy bastards as possible if I got stuck in the middle of that crap.

[TestMangler]

last tme I went to B&Q some old geezer in an orange boiler suit asked me if "I wanted decking".

Fortunately, i got the first punch in and that was the end of it.................

[MaryPoppins]

WMPS

Regardless of what's for, when I go into B&Q I want to know where the ******* cement is when I get there, not after some 80 year old with a red nose has sung Black Eyed Peas and asked for a donation.

Just give me my nails you ****!

Those adverts where the people start dancing in train stations and the like? I would kick as many of those chirpy bastards as possible if I got stuck in the middle of that crap.

[Clippy]

Did a search on YouTube for "B&Q Flash" and got the below video instead.

Blimey, bit racy for a Saturday afternoon!

*** NSFW ***

YouTube - Out shopping in B&Q

[SueEllen]

I've just been to Halfords to buy myself a new mountain bike. 10 minutes wondering around, picking bikes up, sitting on them. Not a single person on the floor, when they did they wondered off nobody came over.

I got bored and left. Service in these places are shocking.

Service what's that?

You don't tend to get service in the UK unless you go to a small shop or the staff aren't British.

I always find it funny when I go into somewhere like Boots and the only person who can be bothered to go to a till when they see a customer is the pharmacist.

[MarillionFan]

Wickes and Screwfix are safer. They are all teenage, or incompetent and middle aged so tend to ignore you.

I've just been to Halfords to buy myself a new mountain bike. 10 minutes wondering around, picking bikes up, sitting on them. Not a single person on the floor, when they did they wondered off nobody came over.

I got bored and left. Service in these places are shocking.

[SueEllen]

WMPS

Regardless of what's for, when I go into B&Q I want to know where the ******* cement is when I get there, not after some 80 year old with a red nose has sung Black Eyed Peas and asked for a donation.

Just give me my nails you ****!

Wickes and Screwfix are safer. They are all teenage, or incompetent and middle aged so tend to ignore you.

[MarillionFan]

WTF? I would murder people if I got caught up in one of these dance atrocities.

WMPS

Regardless of what's for, when I go into B&Q I want to know where the ******* cement is when I get there, not after some 80 year old with a red nose has sung Black Eyed Peas and asked for a donation.

Just give me my nails you ****!

[amcdonald]

3 first replies are all from CUK ladies, Wilmslow must have perfected the art of attracting the opposite sex...

A sympathy shag is better than no shag

[AtW]

3 first replies are all from CUK ladies, Wilmslow must have perfected the art of attracting the opposite sex...

[SueEllen]

"including 96-year old Sid Prior who works at the New Malden store."

FFS, can't retire at 96

He probably retired but got a bit bored at home when his wife and his mates died off, and the only other people around his age can't actually function properly.

If you've met or know any people 70+ they start moaning when all they do is go to funerals.

[alreadypacked]

"including 96-year old Sid Prior who works at the New Malden store."

FFS, can't retire at 96

[MaryPoppins]

WTF? I would murder people if I got caught up in one of these dance atrocities.

[Wilmslow]

I like this!!

News - B&Q organises dance flash mob for Comic Relief