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Previously on "It's a strange thing, jazz"

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  • SimonMac
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    I was hoping this was about p0rn using CUK's special code words.

    *returns the box of tissues*

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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Being too pissed to remember in which order the notes are played does not a jazz musician make!
    skatt at a ba ba, be bop showoudle, beeeeeeeereeeing da wa shoggule da be bop do wougle.

    You do not have to even remember any words or notes to do jazz.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Can't stand it meself but made a few quid playing it.
    Being too pissed to remember in which order the notes are played does not a jazz musician make!

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  • minestrone
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    Jazz is for people that never learned an instrument and wanted desperately to understand music and for people who learned an instrument that never understood music.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    I got into it at school, after realising that while playing wrong notes in classical music is very much frowned upon, in jazz it just makes it sound slightly cleverer.
    My point exactly

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  • thunderlizard
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    I got into it at school, after realising that while playing wrong notes in classical music is very much frowned upon, in jazz it just makes it sound slightly cleverer.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by TinTrump View Post
    Ventured way outside the French Quarter one night after a Mardi Gras ball in the company of 3 girls I met there. We drove out to, I think, Metairie, well off the regular tourist path. The local bars had the 2nd Line in attendance, which is, as far as I could ascertain, a wandering jazz ensemble. Meeting a limey was quite a novelty for people in the bar and they were so welcoming. I was relieved to find the offer of them showing me a shotgun was, in fact, a reference to a slang name for the little wood houses there.
    great stuff.

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  • TinTrump
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    did you ever get to beale st or BB Kings
    Ventured way outside the French Quarter one night after a Mardi Gras ball in the company of 3 girls I met there. We drove out to, I think, Metairie, well off the regular tourist path. The local bars had the 2nd Line in attendance, which is, as far as I could ascertain, a wandering jazz ensemble. Meeting a limey was quite a novelty for people in the bar and they were so welcoming. I was relieved to find the offer of them showing me a shotgun was, in fact, a reference to a slang name for the little wood houses there.

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  • amcdonald
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Nice.
    Greeeeaaaat

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  • amcdonald
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    Well someone had to post it:

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by TinTrump View Post
    I didn't rise to the bait of a previous thread having a pop at jazz but this time...
    Tonight I've been listening to Art Blakey, Pink Martini, John Coltrane, Wynton Marsalis and Koop, amongst others. Fantastic stuff.
    I spent several weeks in 2004 slumming it in jazz/blues bars in New Orleans; one of the best times of my life. Met a lovely young lady who sang swing numbers in a band. Visited The Preservation Hall where old timers still play.
    Well, some of it isn't my bag either. I find most tracks with any flute involved irritating.
    But now I'm in my 40s I like nothing more than a couple of ales in a jazz bar; Matt & Phred's here in Manchester is pretty good.
    Ah, Miles Davis is on. Must be off.
    Nice.

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  • Cliphead
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    Got pissed after a gig and commandeered the upright bass. Messed around playing random notes and got offered a gig by rather famous bandleader, he was a bit miffed when I told him I'd never played bass before.

    Either rare talent or modern jazz is mostly

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by TinTrump View Post
    I didn't rise to the bait of a previous thread having a pop at jazz but this time...
    Tonight I've been listening to Art Blakey, Pink Martini, John Coltrane, Wynton Marsalis and Koop, amongst others. Fantastic stuff.
    I spent several weeks in 2004 slumming it in jazz/blues bars in New Orleans; one of the best times of my life. Met a lovely young lady who sang swing numbers in a band. Visited The Preservation Hall where old timers still play.
    Well, some of it isn't my bag either. I find most tracks with any flute involved irritating.
    But now I'm in my 40s I like nothing more than a couple of ales in a jazz bar; Matt & Phred's here in Manchester is pretty good.
    Ah, Miles Davis is on. Must be off.
    fantastic story.
    did you ever get to beale st or BB Kings

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  • TinTrump
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    I didn't rise to the bait of a previous thread having a pop at jazz but this time...
    Tonight I've been listening to Art Blakey, Pink Martini, John Coltrane, Wynton Marsalis and Koop, amongst others. Fantastic stuff.
    I spent several weeks in 2004 slumming it in jazz/blues bars in New Orleans; one of the best times of my life. Met a lovely young lady who sang swing numbers in a band. Visited The Preservation Hall where old timers still play.
    Well, some of it isn't my bag either. I find most tracks with any flute involved irritating.
    But now I'm in my 40s I like nothing more than a couple of ales in a jazz bar; Matt & Phred's here in Manchester is pretty good.
    Ah, Miles Davis is on. Must be off.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Can't stand it meself but made a few quick playing it.
    heheh

    first lol for weeks


    hehehhehehehehe

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