I was hoping this was about p0rn using CUK's special code words.
*returns the box of tissues*
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Previously on "It's a strange thing, jazz"
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skatt at a ba ba, be bop showoudle, beeeeeeeereeeing da wa shoggule da be bop do wougle.Originally posted by Churchill View PostBeing too pissed to remember in which order the notes are played does not a jazz musician make!
You do not have to even remember any words or notes to do jazz.
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Jazz is for people that never learned an instrument and wanted desperately to understand music and for people who learned an instrument that never understood music.
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I got into it at school, after realising that while playing wrong notes in classical music is very much frowned upon, in jazz it just makes it sound slightly cleverer.
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great stuff.Originally posted by TinTrump View PostVentured way outside the French Quarter one night after a Mardi Gras ball in the company of 3 girls I met there. We drove out to, I think, Metairie, well off the regular tourist path. The local bars had the 2nd Line in attendance, which is, as far as I could ascertain, a wandering jazz ensemble. Meeting a limey was quite a novelty for people in the bar and they were so welcoming. I was relieved to find the offer of them showing me a shotgun was, in fact, a reference to a slang name for the little wood houses there.
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Ventured way outside the French Quarter one night after a Mardi Gras ball in the company of 3 girls I met there. We drove out to, I think, Metairie, well off the regular tourist path. The local bars had the 2nd Line in attendance, which is, as far as I could ascertain, a wandering jazz ensemble. Meeting a limey was quite a novelty for people in the bar and they were so welcoming. I was relieved to find the offer of them showing me a shotgun was, in fact, a reference to a slang name for the little wood houses there.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postdid you ever get to beale st or BB Kings
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Nice.Originally posted by TinTrump View PostI didn't rise to the bait of a previous thread having a pop at jazz but this time...
Tonight I've been listening to Art Blakey, Pink Martini, John Coltrane, Wynton Marsalis and Koop, amongst others. Fantastic stuff.
I spent several weeks in 2004 slumming it in jazz/blues bars in New Orleans; one of the best times of my life. Met a lovely young lady who sang swing numbers in a band. Visited The Preservation Hall where old timers still play.
Well, some of it isn't my bag either. I find most tracks with any flute involved irritating.
But now I'm in my 40s I like nothing more than a couple of ales in a jazz bar; Matt & Phred's here in Manchester is pretty good.
Ah, Miles Davis is on. Must be off.
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Got pissed after a gig and commandeered the upright bass. Messed around playing random notes and got offered a gig by rather famous bandleader, he was a bit miffed when I told him I'd never played bass before.
Either rare talent or modern jazz is mostly
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fantastic story.Originally posted by TinTrump View PostI didn't rise to the bait of a previous thread having a pop at jazz but this time...
Tonight I've been listening to Art Blakey, Pink Martini, John Coltrane, Wynton Marsalis and Koop, amongst others. Fantastic stuff.
I spent several weeks in 2004 slumming it in jazz/blues bars in New Orleans; one of the best times of my life. Met a lovely young lady who sang swing numbers in a band. Visited The Preservation Hall where old timers still play.
Well, some of it isn't my bag either. I find most tracks with any flute involved irritating.
But now I'm in my 40s I like nothing more than a couple of ales in a jazz bar; Matt & Phred's here in Manchester is pretty good.
Ah, Miles Davis is on. Must be off.
did you ever get to beale st or BB Kings
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I didn't rise to the bait of a previous thread having a pop at jazz but this time...
Tonight I've been listening to Art Blakey, Pink Martini, John Coltrane, Wynton Marsalis and Koop, amongst others. Fantastic stuff.
I spent several weeks in 2004 slumming it in jazz/blues bars in New Orleans; one of the best times of my life. Met a lovely young lady who sang swing numbers in a band. Visited The Preservation Hall where old timers still play.
Well, some of it isn't my bag either. I find most tracks with any flute involved irritating.
But now I'm in my 40s I like nothing more than a couple of ales in a jazz bar; Matt & Phred's here in Manchester is pretty good.
Ah, Miles Davis is on. Must be off.
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hehehOriginally posted by Cliphead View PostCan't stand it meself but made a few quick playing it.
first lol for weeks
hehehhehehehehe
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