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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    £600 p/d + VAT
    If you saw me, you'd soon put that rate up.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Can I rub your hair?
    £600 p/d + VAT

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Yeah, and then heat the balloon to make sure it sticks (or rub it in your hair again).
    Oi! You can get rid of that avatar as well.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    You need some kind of electrostatic effect.
    Get a balloon, rub it on your hair (you may have to find someone with hair) and apply to the carpet.
    Yeah, and then heat the balloon to make sure it sticks (or rub it in your hair again).

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    You need some kind of electrostatic effect.
    Get a balloon, rub it on your hair (you may have to find someone with hair) and apply to the carpet.
    Can I rub your hair?

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    ****, I've just spilt the contents of a laser printer toner cartridge over the nice light coloured carpet.

    What's the best carbon capture method in these circumstances?

    TIA
    You need some kind of electrostatic effect.
    Get a balloon, rub it on your hair (you may have to find someone with hair) and apply to the carpet.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    ****, I've just spilt the contents of a laser printer toner cartridge over the nice light coloured carpet.

    What's the best carbon capture method in these circumstances?

    TIA
    Why care? You're renting

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  • realityhack
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    Lie on top of it.

    Hey presto! Diamonds!*


    *This assumes you are of Threaded's proportions.

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  • Old Greg
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    Store it inside your skull.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    ****, I've just spilt the contents of a laser printer toner cartridge over the nice light coloured carpet.
    Sniff it?

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    ****, I've just spilt the contents of a laser printer toner cartridge over the nice light coloured carpet.

    What's the best carbon capture method in these circumstances?

    TIA
    A wind powered device (that will suck up all that carbon).

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    ****, I've just spilt the contents of a laser printer toner cartridge over the nice light coloured carpet.

    What's the best carbon capture method in these circumstances?

    TIA
    roll the carpet up and chuck it in the north sea - you may want to weigh it down
    then buy a new carpet

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    there is a specialist clarning company called "The IPCC"

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  • Board Game Geek
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    A giant rubber ?

    Fnaar Fnarr !

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  • DimPrawn
    started a topic Carbon

    Carbon

    ****, I've just spilt the contents of a laser printer toner cartridge over the nice light coloured carpet.

    What's the best carbon capture method in these circumstances?

    TIA

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