Carbon

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DimPrawn replied

3 March 2011, 16:20
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

£600 p/d + VAT

If you saw me, you'd soon put that rate up.
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Zippy replied

3 March 2011, 16:08
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Can I rub your hair?

£600 p/d + VAT
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MarillionFan replied

3 March 2011, 16:07
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Yeah, and then heat the balloon to make sure it sticks (or rub it in your hair again).

Oi! You can get rid of that avatar as well.
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TimberWolf replied

3 March 2011, 16:04
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

You need some kind of electrostatic effect.
Get a balloon, rub it on your hair (you may have to find someone with hair) and apply to the carpet.

Yeah, and then heat the balloon to make sure it sticks (or rub it in your hair again).
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DimPrawn replied

3 March 2011, 16:01
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

You need some kind of electrostatic effect.
Get a balloon, rub it on your hair (you may have to find someone with hair) and apply to the carpet.

Can I rub your hair?
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Zippy replied

3 March 2011, 15:45
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

****, I've just spilt the contents of a laser printer toner cartridge over the nice light coloured carpet.

What's the best carbon capture method in these circumstances?

TIA

You need some kind of electrostatic effect.
Get a balloon, rub it on your hair (you may have to find someone with hair) and apply to the carpet.
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MarillionFan replied

3 March 2011, 15:33
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

****, I've just spilt the contents of a laser printer toner cartridge over the nice light coloured carpet.

What's the best carbon capture method in these circumstances?

TIA

Why care? You're renting
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realityhack replied

3 March 2011, 15:31
Lie on top of it.

Hey presto! Diamonds!*

*This assumes you are of Threaded's proportions.
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Old Greg replied

3 March 2011, 15:28
Store it inside your skull.
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AtW replied

3 March 2011, 14:37
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

****, I've just spilt the contents of a laser printer toner cartridge over the nice light coloured carpet.

Sniff it?
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TimberWolf replied

3 March 2011, 13:47
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

****, I've just spilt the contents of a laser printer toner cartridge over the nice light coloured carpet.

What's the best carbon capture method in these circumstances?

TIA

A wind powered device (that will suck up all that carbon).
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Spacecadet replied

3 March 2011, 13:17
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

****, I've just spilt the contents of a laser printer toner cartridge over the nice light coloured carpet.

What's the best carbon capture method in these circumstances?

TIA

roll the carpet up and chuck it in the north sea - you may want to weigh it down
then buy a new carpet
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ThomasSoerensen replied

3 March 2011, 13:16
there is a specialist clarning company called "The IPCC"
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Board Game Geek replied

3 March 2011, 13:13
A giant rubber ?

Fnaar Fnarr !
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DimPrawn started a topic Carbon

3 March 2011, 13:06
Carbon

****, I've just spilt the contents of a laser printer toner cartridge over the nice light coloured carpet.

What's the best carbon capture method in these circumstances?

TIA
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