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  • amcdonald
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    I thought the thread title suggested some kind of competitive element.
    I thought it was about the sequel to Face Off

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    erm a melon that has been slightly microwaved apparently so me mate said anyway I get enough off all the birds so I never need to do it myself honest

    Sure, sure. If I ever come to your house and notice a stash of Galia's in the kitchen, I won't say a word. Honest.

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Precisely. I disagree with the above comment anyway, we can't stick our bits in oranges and the like.
    erm a melon that has been slightly microwaved apparently so me mate said anyway I get enough off all the birds so I never need to do it myself honest

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Flick Hints


    brought to you by Dr SallyAnne.


    Tomorrows topic: Femal Orgasmic Disorder
    Not sure I like the sound of tomorrow's lesson!!

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Oh be careful doing that, you can suck out all your insides that way. I've heard.
    I think you ladies have a long way to go to catch up on this one:

    "Vacuum Cleaner Injury" of the Penis

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Oh be careful doing that, you can suck out all your insides that way. I've heard.
    ha ha ha

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    We do have those standy up hoovers though....I've heard
    Oh be careful doing that, you can suck out all your insides that way. I've heard.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Flick Hints


    brought to you by Dr SallyAnne.


    Tomorrows topic: Femal Orgasmic Disorder
    More like Feral

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Precisely. I disagree with the above comment anyway, we can't stick our bits in oranges and the like.
    We do have those standy up hoovers though....I've heard

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    Yes but the original question was not if you flick or not it was the method used
    I thought the thread title suggested some kind of competitive element.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    <MP takes note>
    Flick Hints


    brought to you by Dr SallyAnne.


    Tomorrows topic: Femal Orgasmic Disorder

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    You could always give tap a whirl?
    Precisely. I disagree with the above comment anyway, we can't stick our bits in oranges and the like.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    another case of inequalities between the sexes women have so many options men just have the one....


    typical

    You could always give tap a whirl?

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  • original PM
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    another case of inequalities between the sexes women have so many options men just have the one....


    typical

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    You missed out "tap"!

    Ahhhhh good old tap ....
    <MP takes note>

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