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Sure, sure. If I ever come to your house and notice a stash of Galia's in the kitchen, I won't say a word. Honest.Originally posted by original PM View Posterm a melon that has been slightly microwaved apparently so me mate said anyway I get enough off all the birds so I never need to do it myself honest

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erm a melon that has been slightly microwaved apparently so me mate said anyway I get enough off all the birds so I never need to do it myself honestOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPrecisely. I disagree with the above comment anyway, we can't stick our bits in oranges and the like.
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Not sure I like the sound of tomorrow's lesson!!Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostFlick Hints
brought to you by Dr SallyAnne.
Tomorrows topic: Femal Orgasmic Disorder
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I think you ladies have a long way to go to catch up on this one:Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostOh be careful doing that, you can suck out all your insides that way. I've heard.
"Vacuum Cleaner Injury" of the Penis
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Oh be careful doing that, you can suck out all your insides that way. I've heard.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostWe do have those standy up hoovers though....I've heard
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I thought the thread title suggested some kind of competitive element.Originally posted by original PM View PostYes but the original question was not if you flick or not it was the method used
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Precisely. I disagree with the above comment anyway, we can't stick our bits in oranges and the like.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostYou could always give tap a whirl?
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another case of inequalities between the sexes women have so many options men just have the one....
typical
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<MP takes note>Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostYou missed out "tap"!
Ahhhhh good old tap ....
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