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amcdonald replied

1 March 2011, 19:29
Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post

Why doesn't your system contain error reporting, which will integrate with MAPI and send an email along with the error message to [email protected] ?

If you felt generous you could probably code that up in a hour or so, tell them it took a week and blow their minds and get kudos.

FTFY
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Board Game Geek replied

1 March 2011, 19:05
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

I just had a bug report from a system I maintain for one of my customers. They dilligently took a screen shot. Then printed the screenshot out. Then scanned it in to a pdf. Then emailed me the pdf.

I love it.

Why doesn't your system contain error reporting, which will integrate with MAPI and send an email along with the error message to [email protected] ?

If you felt generous you could probably code that up in a hour or so, and blow their minds and get kudos.
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mudskipper replied

1 March 2011, 18:05
Client co have a team of content administrators that are rather grandly called "web engineers".

One of them got a new job, which required him to know php. Knowing this guy had no coding skills whatsoever, I politely inquired how he intended to blag it when he arrived. "Oh," he says, "I had a look at their website which is written in php. I did a 'view source' and it looks just like HTML."
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Zippy replied

1 March 2011, 17:59
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

How stupid, they could have taken a photo of the screen, scanned the negative, printed it out and then scanned the picture into MS Office Faxand Scan, export to Open Office via MS Word then pdf it.

WHS. Users eh?
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Paddy replied

1 March 2011, 17:20
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

I just had a bug report from a system I maintain for one of my customers. They dilligently took a screen shot. Then printed the screenshot out. Then scanned it in to a pdf. Then emailed me the pdf.

I love it.

How stupid, they could have taken a photo of the screen, scanned the negative, printed it out and then scanned the picture into MS Office Faxand Scan, export to Open Office via MS Word then pdf it.
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wobbegong replied

1 March 2011, 16:02
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

I just had a bug report from a system I maintain for one of my customers. They dilligently took a screen shot. Then printed the screenshot out. Then scanned it in to a pdf. Then emailed me the pdf.

I love it.

IDIOTS!! They could've cut the first two processes down to just one if they had a brain!
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suityou01 replied

1 March 2011, 14:31
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

You doing support now are you? You were a BA last week.

Make your ******* mind up.

MF, you of all people should know, if people are buying, then we are selling.

I am simply a contractwhore. Big ClientCo needs me to be a BA. A fair few little ClientCos require me to be developer/analsyt/ba/data modeller.

I am just awesome and get paid well for it.

Jealous sledge boy?
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Old Greg replied

1 March 2011, 14:22
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

I just had a bug report from a system I maintain for one of my customers. They dilligently took a screen shot. Then printed the screenshot out. Then scanned it in to a pdf. Then emailed me the pdf.

I love it.

I think that's quite sweet.
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MarillionFan replied

1 March 2011, 14:21
You doing support now are you? You were a BA last week.

Make your ******* mind up.
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suityou01 started a topic I love my customers

1 March 2011, 14:19
I love my customers

I just had a bug report from a system I maintain for one of my customers. They dilligently took a screen shot. Then printed the screenshot out. Then scanned it in to a pdf. Then emailed me the pdf.

I love it.
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