Yum! Didn't Mum taste good.

[MaryPoppins]

Is this one of hers?

Quite possibly. She meets an awful lot of sex workers.


As I said, loads in common.

[Mich the Tester]

It's a brilliant job. I've helped her make up stories before now, and she's used my name in stories quite often, for a laugh; when real names can't be used. She's well paid considering she adds no value to society and spends her day pissing about.

Is this one of hers?

[MaryPoppins]

sounds familiar

We've tons in common

[Mich the Tester]

adds no value to society and spends her day pissing about.

sounds familiar

[MaryPoppins]

I could do that. (no, not eat my mum)

Does she get paid well?

It's a brilliant job. I've helped her make up stories before now, and she's used my name in stories quite often, for a laugh; when real names can't be used. She's well paid considering she adds no value to society and spends her day pissing about.

[Old Greg]

You'd be kicking yourself that you hadn't milked her first for an ice cream dessert.

[Mich the Tester]

This must be very in vogue at the moment. My mate writes for an incredibly low brow weekly mag. She recently wrote a story called something like 'I ate my Mum with pasta and cheese!"

I could do that. (no, not eat my mum)

Does she get paid well?

[MaryPoppins]

This must be very in vogue at the moment. My mate writes for an incredibly low brow weekly mag. She recently wrote a story called something like 'I ate my Mum with pasta and cheese!"

[Mich the Tester]

Didn't he even bother to marinade her first?

[amcdonald]

Perhaps he misundestood what a spitroast was all about ?

[DimPrawn]

That doesn't sound hygenic

[zeitghost]

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