I'm reminded of the birthday paradox. How many people would have to enter a room before two people looked alike. Perhaps it's in the eye of the beholder. In the whole world the numbers of doppelgängers must be quite astronomical...
I think I am rubbish at telling people apart. Once, arriving back late to a hostel I was staying at, I discovered a Chinese woman sleeping in my bed. Well I got some fresh bedding from reception and took the next empty looking bunk. But the next day I kept on seeing this Chinese woman everywhere.
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Maybe, and I did later regret not putting "alleged" in my joke and thus ruining it.Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostGiven that the things he's been charged with are not illegal in the UK, and therefore should be celebrated as a legitimate expression of anybody's sexual rights, is the politically correct response along the lines of "Go on my son! Have another one for me!"?
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Given that the things he's been charged with are not illegal in the UK, and therefore should be celebrated as a legitimate expression of anybody's sexual rights, is the politically correct response along the lines of "Go on my son! Have another one for me!"?Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostHe will have to answer for what he did to Mrs Slocombe's pussy.
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I'm not Free! Extradition will be served. He will have to answer for what he did to Mrs Slocombe's pussy.
You're not going to believe this picture:

I'm not free!
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Just waiting for Assange to say "I'm free!"
There is a joke in there somewhere
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