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Previously on "Separated at birth ?"

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  • TimberWolf
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    I'm reminded of the birthday paradox. How many people would have to enter a room before two people looked alike. Perhaps it's in the eye of the beholder. In the whole world the numbers of doppelgängers must be quite astronomical...

    I think I am rubbish at telling people apart. Once, arriving back late to a hostel I was staying at, I discovered a Chinese woman sleeping in my bed. Well I got some fresh bedding from reception and took the next empty looking bunk. But the next day I kept on seeing this Chinese woman everywhere.

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  • Spacecadet
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    I found the missing triplet:

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post

    "Julian, have you seen my pussy? I think it's ickyleaked again"
    Spelling! FTFY

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post

    "Julian, have you seen my pussy? I think it's wikileaked again"

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    Given that the things he's been charged with are not illegal in the UK, and therefore should be celebrated as a legitimate expression of anybody's sexual rights, is the politically correct response along the lines of "Go on my son! Have another one for me!"?
    Maybe, and I did later regret not putting "alleged" in my joke and thus ruining it.

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  • thunderlizard
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    He will have to answer for what he did to Mrs Slocombe's pussy.
    Given that the things he's been charged with are not illegal in the UK, and therefore should be celebrated as a legitimate expression of anybody's sexual rights, is the politically correct response along the lines of "Go on my son! Have another one for me!"?

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  • hyperD
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    "Julian, have you seen my pussy? I think it's wikileaked again"

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  • TimberWolf
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    I'm not Free! Extradition will be served. He will have to answer for what he did to Mrs Slocombe's pussy.



    You're not going to believe this picture:


    I'm not free!

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  • SueEllen
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  • TimberWolf
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    Just waiting for Assange to say "I'm free!"

    There is a joke in there somewhere

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  • SimonMac
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    :notworthy:

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  • wobbegong
    started a topic Separated at birth ?

    Separated at birth ?


    Julian Assange


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