Where's AJP?

[Fleetwood]

Bon courage (t'en auras besoin).

Merci. Tu es passé par là aussi?

[Central-Scrutiniser]

I know you think Im awfuly square
But I made everyone

And Ive been every where

Lord, Id take an overdose
If you knew whats going down


Dont talk of dust and roses
Or should we powder our noses?

Dont live for last years capers
Give me steel, give me steel, give me pulses unreal

He will build a glass asylum
With just a hint of mayhem

He will build a better whirlpool
Well be living from sin, then we can really begin



Someone to claim us, someone to follow
Someone to shame us, some brave apollo
Someone to fool us, someone like you


We want you Big Brother

[expat]

Of course it's AJP.
The central scrutinizer narrates a Zappa album (Joe's Garage, I think), and the quote is from the narration that precedes "Lovely to see you" from the album "On the threshold of a dream" by the Moody Blues.
Typical Pruffockian seventies obsession.
Alf, I'm not good company at the moment for various reasons, which is why I haven't been in touch, but I'll PM you when I feel a bit better.

Bon courage (t'en auras besoin).

[Fleetwood]

Of course it's AJP.
The central scrutinizer narrates a Zappa album (Joe's Garage, I think), and the quote is from the narration that precedes "Lovely to see you" from the album "On the threshold of a dream" by the Moody Blues.
Typical Pruffockian seventies obsession.
Alf, I'm not good company at the moment for various reasons, which is why I haven't been in touch, but I'll PM you when I feel a bit better.

[expat]

AJPruffock is dead
...no no...he is outside ...looking in

Pruffock : I think, I think I am, therefore I am, I think.
....

How are things, Alf?

[Central-Scrutiniser]

I have to say I certainly won't miss his bloody poetry.

AJPruffock is Dead

...no no...he is outside ...looking in

Pruffock : I think, I think I am, therefore I am, I think.

Central Scrutiniser : Of course you are my bright little star,

I've miles
And miles
Of files

Pretty files of your forefather's fruit
and now to suit our
great computer,
You're magnetic ink.

Pruffock ... I'm more than that, I know I am, at least, I think I must be.


There you go man, keep as cool as you can.
Face piles
And piles
Of trials
With smiles.

It riles them to believe
that you perceive
the web they weave
And keep on thinking free.

[Churchill]

Have you noticed that ZG is rather quiet about this topic?

You don't think he's eaten AJP do you?

[Mordac]

Anybody heard from Alf?

I have to say I certainly won't miss his bloody poetry.

[Central-Scrutiniser]

According to our records at the Ministry of Truth Pruffock was known to be outspoken crtic of EngSoc and an opponent of the Eursasian Wars.

Was AJPruffock Happy
The question is absurd
If something was wrong
The Ministry of Truth
Certainly would have heard


The sense of danger must not disappear:
The way is certainly both short and steep,
However gradual it looks from here;
Look if you like, but you will have to leap.

The worried efforts of the busy heap,
The dirt, the imprecision, and the beer
Produce a few smart wisecracks every year;
Laugh if you can, but you will have to leap.

The clothes that are considered right to wear
Will not be either sensible or cheap,

So long as we consent to live like sheep
And never mention those who disappear.

[Dundeegeorge]

That's why I was asking

My money is on him having spent the last couple of weeks digging a shelter in the garden in preparation for the end of the world come the launch of the Iranian euro oil bourse. Last time he was on here the poor fella seemed as though he was on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

He did seem a little perturbed.

(DG in concerned mode)

And hows you LB? Getting any sleep?
Worst thing I found about babies is face hurts from smiling stupidly all the time (my face, not my babies').

[Lucifer Box]

My money is on him having spent the last couple of weeks digging a shelter in the garden in preparation for the end of the world come the launch of the Iranian euro oil bourse. Last time he was on here the poor fella seemed as though he was on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

[Dundeegeorge]

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Anybody heard from Alf?

[Dundeegeorge]

Do we know if he's OK?
It's bizarre but I've almost forgotten the lyrics to Gates of Eden.