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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    If a Sasguru leaves his house at 9am, drives 2 miles to the station at 20MPH, and then travels to London on a train at 75MPH to visit a headhunter about a new job then who paid for lunch and did Sasguru swallow?
    My guess is that he paid and swallowing was lunch!

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    You know who you are. You struggled academically, didn't do too well at higher education. Some of you, with tenacity, may have got a mediocre degree from some ex-poly. Some of you have some vocational qualifications.
    Some of you may even have some professional success since IT doesn't really require that much intelligence.


    Reporting for duty!

    Morning all!

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  • milanbenes
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    You know who you are. You struggled academically, didn't do too well at higher education. Some of you, with tenacity, may have got a mediocre degree from some ex-poly
    that's me and me Douglas

    Milan.

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  • darmstadt
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    Looks like that time of month for the transgendered individuals on CUK

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  • conned tractor
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Thank you for your feedback Mr CT your opinion is importance to us

    Team MF
    F...ing bunch o' cowboys.

    Spag bol on yer lap?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by conned tractor View Post
    As much as I enjoy reading your posts MF. I must say I slightly prefer sasgurus, and my favourite posts of all on here are the 'uncle albert' whinings/experiences of EO.......if you wanted a judicator. Otherwise please carry on you're handbagging.
    Thank you for your feedback Mr CT your opinion is importance to us

    Team MF

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post


    what ? high again eh ?

    this place was better before you appeared. and it will be better when you have gone again
    WEOS

    [snigger]

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  • conned tractor
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Yawn. Change the record.

    Tell us one of your rivetting stories again please EO.
    As much as I enjoy reading your posts MF. I must say I slightly prefer sasgurus, and my favourite posts of all on here are the 'uncle albert' whinings/experiences of EO.......if you wanted a judicator. Otherwise please carry on you're handbagging.
    Last edited by conned tractor; 23 February 2011, 22:33.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    While invading the Glens of Antrim last week I discovered this;

    Black Bush

    One of the smoothest I've tasted in a long time.
    Irish Whiskey, seriously

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Hi MF
    As it happens I met Sas last month IRL and a more interesting chap you couldn't wish to meet. Little shorter than I expected but then you can't have everything I suppose.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    You should take me seriously.
    Mwwwwuuuuuuuuuuhahaaahaaaaaaaaaaa!
    Hi MF

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    I really would like to know what your point is. Your posts and replies to posts seem to be nothing more than an attempt to wind people up, I can't see any other reason for doing this. As has been demonstrated many times on this forum and others you can be anything you want to be on here, for all I know you're sitting at a PC with a bowl of pasta on your lap.

    Do you really need to wave your intellectual superiority such as it is on here?



    I don't see you acting any differently than the above to anyone who posts something you don't agree with, I've yet to hear a reasoned argument from you - 'you won't understand because you're a cretin' doesn't cut it.

    If you want intelligent debate I'd suggest posting something intelligent.
    For example SAS, this was a well reasoned and balanced post.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    as I say, you are a nasty piece of work
    As you say. But luckily as you are a fringe performer who to date has never offered a useful piece of information or advice to anyone on CUK in all of the years you have been on here then I shall take no notice of your usual pissed nightime ramblings.

    Good dear to you sir.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Yawn. Change the record.

    Tell us one of your rivetting stories again please EO.
    as I say, you are a nasty piece of work

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post


    what ? high again eh ?

    this place was better before you appeared. and it will be better when you have gone again
    Yawn. Change the record.

    Tell us one of your rivetting stories again please EO.

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