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Previously on "Wilmslowesque situation- How do I recover?"
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Don't worry. I've been tricked into watching several romantic comedies, and they always start with such a display of ineptness on the bloke's part, often involving hot beverages as it happens. You just need to do a series of annoying things (flowers in the office post every day, play the guitar outside their bedroom windows) building up to a big certifiable-insane grand gesture at the end. Steal an aeroplane, kidnap them, and fly them to Bologna for some spaghetti perhaps. You'll all be doing the horizontal Riverdance to the sound of Wet Wet Wet as the credits roll.
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I will give you a tip Marl, next time they giggle at ya, just Moon them , that should shut them up :
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Originally posted by Alf W View PostGo and find the office weakling and p1ss on his shoes to re-assert your Alpha-male status.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI think i'm getting old.
To be fair I do have a hangover and feel like crap for a night out with a mate last night.
Needed a coffee so headed over to the machine. Grabbed my mug and waited in line behind 5 very fit Irish birds who just happen to be in today. All teeth and short skirts.
Got to the machine, popped the cup under the nozzle and hit the coffee machine and was just sort of looking in their direction daydreaming. One of them smiled, I smiled back, then two of them. I smiled back. I'm in here MF, play it cool, play it cool.
Then a third looked over, smiled with a slight chuckle and sort of indicated behind me.
There was coffee all over the place. I'd put the mug under the hot water nozzle and not the coffee!!! Bollocks!
They left giggling. :-(
How do I recover this?
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostTop MILFing.
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostThey do that in my office.
My money's on Mr September.
Yep - they also did a nude charity calendar.
Not lacking in self confidence the boys in my office.
I'm glad the lads here don't do that kind of thing. Ick.
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostHaha. When my son was about 17 he was hanging about outside the shop with his mate. I walked past and kind of half smiled at him to acknowledge him without embarrassing him in front of his friend. Apparently his mate said to him "That bird winked at you, you're in there!"
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postwhen you are a teen and a bird smiles at you - 'is she smiling at me ??'
when you are twenty - 'wahayy , im in here'
when you are thirty -'i wonder how many kids she has in tow?'
when you are forty -'brilliant, i bet she knows the score'
when you are fifty - 'fck, my fly-hole is open again'
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
Arm wrestle a colleague in front of them. That'll recover it.
My money's on Mr September.
Yep - they also did a nude charity calendar.
Not lacking in self confidence the boys in my office.
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Bollocks! Just knocked the milk over now!!!!!!!!
I think this may be the early on set of Parkinsons!
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Why not invite them all for an evening of listening to 80's prog rock bands with mullet haircuts?
Last edited by Mich the Tester; 23 February 2011, 11:49.
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostThe clue is in your question. Think carefully, 'What Wilmslow would do?'
And then stop masturbating, especially if still at coffee machine.
Think I may start a conversation about the economic situation of the 'Celtic Lion' at lunchtime. Being knowledgable about economics never fails to impress.
Well least thats what AtW said.
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