Reply to: Wilmslowesque situation- How do I recover?

[thunderlizard]

Don't worry. I've been tricked into watching several romantic comedies, and they always start with such a display of ineptness on the bloke's part, often involving hot beverages as it happens. You just need to do a series of annoying things (flowers in the office post every day, play the guitar outside their bedroom windows) building up to a big certifiable-insane grand gesture at the end. Steal an aeroplane, kidnap them, and fly them to Bologna for some spaghetti perhaps. You'll all be doing the horizontal Riverdance to the sound of Wet Wet Wet as the credits roll.

[fullyautomatix]

I will give you a tip Marl, next time they giggle at ya, just Moon them , that should shut them up :

[MarillionFan]

Go and find the office weakling and p1ss on his shoes to re-assert your Alpha-male status.

What desk are you at?

[Alf W]

I think i'm getting old.

To be fair I do have a hangover and feel like crap for a night out with a mate last night.

Needed a coffee so headed over to the machine. Grabbed my mug and waited in line behind 5 very fit Irish birds who just happen to be in today. All teeth and short skirts.

Got to the machine, popped the cup under the nozzle and hit the coffee machine and was just sort of looking in their direction daydreaming. One of them smiled, I smiled back, then two of them. I smiled back. I'm in here MF, play it cool, play it cool.

Then a third looked over, smiled with a slight chuckle and sort of indicated behind me.

There was coffee all over the place. I'd put the mug under the hot water nozzle and not the coffee!!! Bollocks!

They left giggling. :-(

How do I recover this?

Go and find the office weakling and p1ss on his shoes to re-assert your Alpha-male status.

[mudskipper]

Top MILFing.

That would make a good custom title should I ever get to the lofty heights of 5000 posts!

[MaryPoppins]

They do that in my office.

My money's on Mr September.

Yep - they also did a nude charity calendar.

Not lacking in self confidence the boys in my office.

Blimey!! Is their self confidence justified?

I'm glad the lads here don't do that kind of thing. Ick.

[MarillionFan]

Haha. When my son was about 17 he was hanging about outside the shop with his mate. I walked past and kind of half smiled at him to acknowledge him without embarrassing him in front of his friend. Apparently his mate said to him "That bird winked at you, you're in there!"

Top MILFing.

[mudskipper]

when you are a teen and a bird smiles at you - 'is she smiling at me ??'
when you are twenty - 'wahayy , im in here'
when you are thirty -'i wonder how many kids she has in tow?'
when you are forty -'brilliant, i bet she knows the score'
when you are fifty - 'fck, my fly-hole is open again'

Haha. When my son was about 17 he was hanging about outside the shop with his mate. I walked past and kind of half smiled at him to acknowledge him without embarrassing him in front of his friend. Apparently his mate said to him "That bird winked at you, you're in there!"

[mudskipper]

Arm wrestle a colleague in front of them. That'll recover it.

They do that in my office.

My money's on Mr September.

Yep - they also did a nude charity calendar.

Not lacking in self confidence the boys in my office.

[SueEllen]

Gricerboy...

...but at least he will be all fuzzy.

[Churchill]

I wonder who's in the shower?

Gricerboy...

[SueEllen]

Just wake up.

Then you'd realise it was just a dream.

I wonder who's in the shower?

[MarillionFan]

Bollocks! Just knocked the milk over now!!!!!!!!

I think this may be the early on set of Parkinsons!

[Mich the Tester]

Why not invite them all for an evening of listening to 80's prog rock bands with mullet haircuts?

[MarillionFan]

The clue is in your question. Think carefully, 'What Wilmslow would do?'





And then stop masturbating, especially if still at coffee machine.

Nah. It's bound to consist of a ball gag and chain and being arrested at the end.

Think I may start a conversation about the economic situation of the 'Celtic Lion' at lunchtime. Being knowledgable about economics never fails to impress.

Well least thats what AtW said.