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  • stek
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    Originally posted by RowleyBirkinQC View Post
    It's actually just an enlarged clematis.
    I've got one of those now, baby, oooh, yeah, I know what you're trying to say, you're to say it's time for makin' love, it's Business Time, baby....

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  • RowleyBirkinQC
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    A rather gruesome documentary currently showing on Channel 4, detailing the 'life cycle' of a dead elephant.

    I didn't know female hyenas have penises, which can have erections and which they also give birth through
    It's actually just an enlarged clematis.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    You seriously didnt know that female Hyenas had penises that they give birth through ??????

    and you call yourself a contractor ??

    jeezzzz, standards are slipping




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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Is this your idea of having rest in the evening during working week?
    I'm multitasking. Eating, surfing, watching TV and biting my nails.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    A rather gruesome documentary currently showing on Channel 4, detailing the 'life cycle' of a dead elephant. I didn't know female hyenas have penises, which can have erections and which they also give birth through
    Is this your idea of having rest in the evening during working week?

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  • TimberWolf
    started a topic The elephant

    The elephant

    A rather gruesome documentary currently showing on Channel 4, detailing the 'life cycle' of a dead elephant.

    I didn't know female hyenas have penises, which can have erections and which they also give birth through

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