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I've got one of those now, baby, oooh, yeah, I know what you're trying to say, you're to say it's time for makin' love, it's Business Time, baby....
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It's actually just an enlarged clematis.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostA rather gruesome documentary currently showing on Channel 4, detailing the 'life cycle' of a dead elephant.
I didn't know female hyenas have penises, which can have erections and which they also give birth through
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You seriously didnt know that female Hyenas had penises that they give birth through ??????
and you call yourself a contractor ??
jeezzzz, standards are slipping
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I'm multitasking. Eating, surfing, watching TV and biting my nails.Originally posted by AtW View PostIs this your idea of having rest in the evening during working week?
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Is this your idea of having rest in the evening during working week?Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostA rather gruesome documentary currently showing on Channel 4, detailing the 'life cycle' of a dead elephant. I didn't know female hyenas have penises, which can have erections and which they also give birth through
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The elephant
A rather gruesome documentary currently showing on Channel 4, detailing the 'life cycle' of a dead elephant.
I didn't know female hyenas have penises, which can have erections and which they also give birth through
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