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In that case I've met Maude out of Corrie from ages ago.
You can't leave me dangling like that, she's married I know it can never be unless I'm a bit on the side, which to be honest I could cope with. With Kate I mean, not Maude. Fuk me, no chance of that. She's in a wheelchair and probably dead now anyway and I'm definitely not into that.
I've met Rosie off Corrie too, if you wanna swap? She's from Bolton like me, quite short but she has endorsed our local chip shop so she does truly have a heart of Gold. It's on Halliwell Road just up from the Post Office, near the Crofters Pub..
Someday I'll write a book. I'm a fat ugly fcker these days but used to be a skinny ugly fcker, when you've got talent....
In that case I've met Maude out of Corrie from ages ago.
You can't leave me dangling like that, she's married I know it can never be unless I'm a bit on the side, which to be honest I could cope with. With Kate I mean, not Maude. Fuk me, no chance of that. She's in a wheelchair and probably dead now anyway and I'm definitely not into that.
I've met Rosie off Corrie too, if you wanna swap? She's from Bolton like me, quite short but she has endorsed our local chip shop so she does truly have a heart of Gold. It's on Halliwell Road just up from the Post Office, near the Crofters Pub..
She was lovely, but that was then not sure how she's faring now. Enough of the name dropping you caught me out there.
In that case I've met Maude out of Corrie from ages ago.
You can't leave me dangling like that, she's married I know it can never be unless I'm a bit on the side, which to be honest I could cope with. With Kate I mean, not Maude. Fuk me, no chance of that. She's in a wheelchair and probably dead now anyway and I'm definitely not into that.
I've met Rosie off Corrie too, if you wanna swap? She's from Bolton like me, quite short but she has endorsed our local chip shop so she does truly have a heart of Gold. It's on Halliwell Road just up from the Post Office, near the Crofters Pub..
And here's Russian Songstress Zemfira, actually Bashkiri but let's leave the ethnics out of it..
She was a bit of a fit bit, but now she's gone all dead skinny and lesbo, but this song is ace, vid is ace, it's in Russian but the lyrics are a bit simplistic anyway, title is 'Progulka' - means 'A walk'...
That aside, Zemfira is a real talent, great voice, great songs, wrong country...
To open up Winamp and see the last track(s) one was listening to whilst pished the night before. Always something I wouldn't choose to listen to when sober, mostly from the list I have when guests are here so I don't bore them with my choice.
Ah, but surely the last song is the one that drove you to bed. You can't be blamed for that one.
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