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Previously on "Been on a conference call since 2pm (GMT)"

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  • amcdonald
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    I'm waiting on the boss to finish a conference call to say this site now has a virus and the server with the db backups, well that blade has fallen over and I can't access it

    Oh and various mad women have run into my office to say they've been booted off their machines and lost work due to a virus being found

    But the good news is my permie replacement starts tommorrow and my contract is being extended another 3 months even though I was only supposed to be filling in whilst the replace the last bod who left so kerching!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    I had similar, but with the added fun of every other sentience being "sorry (Bob), could you repeat that".

    New client, it's just me and another guy, no team work this year.
    Originally posted by stek View Post
    On conf calls why are there always kids playing the background somewhere?
    That can't be a call to India, the kids would all be at work in a sweatshop somewhere!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    On conf calls why are there always kids playing the background somewhere?
    Because if it's an EMEA call most Austrians are called Fritzl.

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    I had similar, but with the added fun of every other sentience being "sorry (Bob), could you repeat that".

    New client, it's just me and another guy, no team work this year.
    On conf calls why are there always kids playing the background somewhere?

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Bored bored bored. It's duller than this forum.

    At least I'm billing from home.
    I had similar, but with the added fun of every other sentience being "sorry (Bob), could you repeat that".

    New client, it's just me and another guy, no team work this year.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    What's your phone number?
    Go to the gents, it's daubed on the inside of trap two in indelible ink under the heading "For fantastic boy on boy call ..."

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    I was so tempted to ban you just for a laugh. But the call is over, so you're safe for now. And it was too flaming obvious.
    What's your phone number?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    That may be your Dad but it ain't yer Father...

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    To be fair everything Suity posts is a self-pwn.
    He is the onanist of pwning, not to mention the ultimate rug-munching pwnee.
    Says the temporary flouncer.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Not you, MF. Now you've self-pwnd.
    To be fair everything Suity posts is a self-pwn.
    He is the onanist of pwning, not to mention the ultimate rug-munching pwnee.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    That's because my dad is about six inches tall and sits in an urn on my mums mantlepiece but thanks for that you ****.
    That may be your Dad but it ain't yer Father...

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Steady MF, his Dad is bigger than your Dad.
    That's because my dad is about six inches tall and sits in an urn on my mums mantlepiece but thanks for that you ****.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I guarantee you flounce.
    Steady MF, his Dad is bigger than your Dad.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    And neither will anyone else, presumably.
    I guarantee you flounce.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Only posting.

    When the 'pwn' comes you won't see it
    coming.
    And neither will anyone else, presumably.

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