Ewe

[expat]

sheep-shagger

A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm. Girlfriend is lying on bed.

He says, "This is the pig that I shag when you've got a headache".

She says, "I think you'll find that's a sheep, not a pig."

He says, "I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you."

[Dundeegeorge]

How interesting

Now, if you want to be a gentleman you shouldn't tell everybody and should respect your "lady"'s privacy.

that you assumed I meant people who shag sheep, rather than ewes who shag sheep.
Is there something you want to share with use Francko?

[sasguru]

Now, if you want to be a gentleman you shouldn't tell everybody and should respect your "lady"'s privacy.

Do you call her Baa-be?
I'll get me coat ....

[Francko]

sheep-shagger

Now, if you want to be a gentleman you shouldn't tell everybody and should respect your "lady"'s privacy.

[Dundeegeorge]

sheep-shagger