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Previously on "Panic attacks from boozing"

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
    A lot of gay Egyptian men are in denial

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Wassat you say? Denial?
    A lot of gay Egyptian men are in denial

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    There were some Queensland cops a few years ago who were going out queer-bashing at night. Of course, we all know what they'd rather have been doing.
    Wassat you say? Denial?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    There were some Queensland cops a few years ago who were going out queer-bashing at night. Of course, we all know what they'd rather have been doing.
    Molesting Aussielong in the bogs?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


    Dead right. If you're gay, and you're caught living in Queensland (which seems a far more appropriate location to dump them all), you're shipped to Sydney quick smart, I've heard.
    There were some Queensland cops a few years ago who were going out queer-bashing at night. Of course, we all know what they'd rather have been doing.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Most Australian gays are in Sydney.

    Whether Sydney gave his consent for that is another question altogether.


    Dead right. If you're gay, and you're caught living in Queensland (which seems a far more appropriate location to dump them all), you're shipped to Sydney quick smart, I've heard.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Most Australian gays are in Sydney.

    Whether Sydney gave his consent for that is another question altogether.
    Drove through a place called 'Iron Knob' in oz, and the missus had a little titter.



    and I thought, there's a joke here somewhere




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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Are you sure you're a genuine Strine?

    They didn't chuck you out for being a poofter, did they?

    Most Australian gays are in Sydney.

    Whether Sydney gave his consent for that is another question altogether.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by aussielong View Post
    I suppose its time to hang up your boots when the day after boozing you have minor panic attacks, sweats, confusion, feelings of guilt, anxiety and heart palpitations?

    I think I'm going to cut it out all together - which is something I feel sad about. I've had some great fun when liquored up.
    Are you sure you're a genuine Strine?

    They didn't chuck you out for being a poofter, did they?

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Feck, it is the "I do not have a degree CUK tag team"
    Do you want a plaster for that bullet hole in your foot?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Feck, it is the "I do not have a degree CUK tag team"
    Well what did you expect. Now the playing field has never been so level.

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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Ahem.

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1273824

    When you're ready, Mr Soupie Honours Engineering Bachelor Degree Man.
    Feck, it is the "I do not have a degree CUK tag team"

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Part of education is to have mistakes pointed out and as you have clearly pointed out a mistake in my post can you just point out what that mistake was, for the jury.
    Ahem.

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1273824

    When you're ready, Mr Soupie Honours Engineering Bachelor Degree Man.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    ...and don't you know a gnat doesn't even have a chuff? Idiot.

    (I want in on this CUK arguing)
    oh yes they do.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Only on the internet would you find two blokes having a fight about punctuation.
    Not going to happen in a pub. 'Oi mate you spilt my comma!'
    ...and don't you know a gnat doesn't even have a chuff? Idiot.

    (I want in on this CUK arguing)

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