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My "you have new email" tone is the initial 14 seconds of trumpets from Fanfare for the Common Man.
I made up a .WAV file of it back in 1993 and I've used it ever since.
If I could be arsed, I'd upload it to my mobile. But I can't. So there.
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I've had the same tone for about 6 years. Its an irate Dalek shouting EXTERMINATE.
Mr P recorded it for me and for the Whovians amongst you its a fourth Doctor dalek.
I'm not sure if it sums me up, but it sums up my attitude to fellow contractors who don't know what the heck they're doing
In the office its on wibble though.
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allahu akbar and a call to pray. Always gets a seat on public transport.
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I had that song that starts
"What's that comming over the hill? Is it a monster?' set as the ringtone when my wife called my phone. Until she heard it!
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