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  • TykeMerc
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    Oh dear.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    "Rabeb" mobile 7 developer.

    Code:
    volatile extern int iTimetoExplode;
    
    
    while( !iTimetoExplode ) sleep( 1000 );
    Yep, seen her work before.


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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Why isn't there a last slide with a blacked out figure, a picture of the Taj Mahal in the background and the name Bob at the bottom
    Because they are Legion!!!

    Got an email advert recently for a "Code Generator". Its by-line was "Dollar Quality at Rupee Prices"...

    Made I larf.

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  • Churchill
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    "Rabeb" mobile 7 developer.

    Code:
    volatile extern int iTimetoExplode;
    
    
    while( !iTimetoExplode ) sleep( 1000 );
    Yep, seen her work before.

    Leave a comment:


  • MarillionFan
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    Why isn't there a last slide with a blacked out figure, a picture of the Taj Mahal in the background and the name Bob at the bottom

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  • MaryPoppins
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    After opening that link, I can see why most companies choose to use models.

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  • doodab
    started a topic Vomit inducing post

    Vomit inducing post

    Born to Learn

    When marketing goes bad......

    I really didn't need to wake up to that in my inbox. WTF is an "IT personality" anyway? One of ATWs fembots?

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