Reply to: I've got a numb toe.

[norrahe]

I've got a numb toe. I usually live in jeans and comfy trainer type shoes, but last week I donned short black dress and high heels for clientCo's Christmas party. Feet were, predictably, quite sore at the end of the evening, but now, 8 days later, my middle toe of my right foot is still numb. Feels sort of like it's got a plaster round it - slightly detached from the rest of my foot.

Toe numbness can be caused by:

# Toe paresthesias
# Paresthesias
# Nerve injury
# Diabetic neuropathy
# Multiple sclerosis
# Cervical spondylosis
# Peripheral vascular disease
# Alcoholic neuropathy
# Guillaine-Barre syndrome
# SACD
# Frostbite
# Leprosy


Can I sue clientCo?

ahem, how much booze did you consume that evening?

[mudskipper]

Great - that means I've only got to put up with it for five more days.

[sasguru]

My aunty had a numb toe.




















































She died 2 weeks later.

[suityou01]

Are you required to ring a bell whenever you are out and about in public?

[ThomasSoerensen]

Are you required to ring a bell whenever you are out and about in public?

[DimPrawn]

It does sound interesting ...

Is there a doctor in the house?

[mudskipper]

It does sound interesting ...

Is there a doctor in the house?

Doctor Google. There was free booze at the party. Definitely clientCo's fault.

[Zippy]

Wotthefarkisthat?

It does sound interesting ...

Is there a doctor in the house?

[suityou01]

I've got a numb toe. I usually live in jeans and comfy trainer type shoes, but last week I donned short black dress and high heels for clientCo's Christmas party. Feet were, predictably, quite sore at the end of the evening, but now, 8 days later, my middle toe of my right foot is still numb. Feels sort of like it's got a plaster round it - slightly detached from the rest of my foot.

Toe numbness can be caused by:

# Toe paresthesias
# Paresthesias
# Nerve injury
# Diabetic neuropathy
# Multiple sclerosis
# Cervical spondylosis
# Peripheral vascular disease
# Alcoholic neuropathy
# Guillaine-Barre syndrome
# SACD
# Frostbite
# Leprosy


Can I sue clientCo?

Wotthefarkisthat?

[Zippy]

Ummm. Being a support wannabee

- have you checked you have a middle toe?
- have you checked whether you have a plaster around it?

Oh OK madam. Can you confirm the following

- you are upright
- you have a pulse

Oh. OK.<out of script/ideas> One of our technical experts will be in touch shortly. <runs>

Sue 'em, I say!!!!

[RichardCranium]

I take it from the fact that you wear black dresses that you are either a woman or Scottish? Not that it changes the diagnosis.

Never mind the flirting, you filthy-minded bugger!

She wants redress, not undress.

[mudskipper]

Recently both my hands and feet fell off for no reason whatsoever. It makes typing quite difficult now.

I have dictated this response.

I believe you can get a pointy stick thing to attach to your forehead using a headband. Or you could try an economy version.

[MarillionFan]

Recently both my hands and feet fell off for no reason whatsoever. It makes typing quite difficult now.

I have dictated this response.

He's been a bird for ages TW.

[mudskipper]

I take it from the fact that you wear black dresses that you are either a woman or Scottish? Not that it changes the diagnosis.

2/2.

[MarillionFan]

Recently both my hands and feet fell off for no reason whatsoever. It makes typing quite difficult now.

I have dictated this response.