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Previously on "Friends who send sick jokes by SMS (Offensive)"
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI know, I know
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYou laughed at those?
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostHave you ever been on someone's sms distribution list for sick and offensive jokes?
It's somewhat a curse. You're in a meeting, the text arrives, you read it and then sit there wetting yourself with laughter. Everyone looks at you.
Then you spend weeks wrestling with your conscience thinking why did I laugh at that, am I sick and evil too?
For example
"Mate, look out for me next week as I'm on Dragon's Den. I've invented a land mine that looks like a prayer mat"
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"I have got myself an attack alarm and am keeping it as a trophy"
or
"This PC brigade is getting on my nerves. I'm a painter and decorater and can no longer say 'black paint', I now have to say 'Leroy can you paint that wall please?'
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDear Administrator
I would like to complain about the tone of the this thread.
Even though the thread titled warned this was offensive I still opened it expecting an easy going post. It is before the watershed after all.
Imagine my surprise when I was affronted by racist and sick jokes the likes of which Frankie Boyle would wince.
I am offended and upset by this thread and demand action immediately against the perpertator who obviously has serious issues.
Yours digusted from Wells
MF
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Dear Administrator
I would like to complain about the tone of the this thread.
Even though the thread titled warned this was offensive I still opened it expecting an easy going post. It is before the watershed after all.
Imagine my surprise when I was affronted by racist and sick jokes the likes of which Frankie Boyle would wince.
I am offended and upset by this thread and demand action immediately against the perpertator who obviously has serious issues.
Yours digusted from Wells
MF
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostHave you ever been on someone's sms distribution list for sick and offensive jokes?
It's somewhat a curse. You're in a meeting, the text arrives, you read it and then sit there wetting yourself with laughter. Everyone looks at you.
Then you spend weeks wrestling with your conscience thinking why did I laugh at that, am I sick and evil too?
For example
"Mate, look out for me next week as I'm on Dragon's Den. I've invented a land mine that looks like a prayer mat"
or
"I have got myself an attack alarm and am keeping it as a trophy"
or
"This PC brigade is getting on my nerves. I'm a painter and decorater and can no longer say 'black paint', I now have to say 'Leroy can you paint that wall please?'
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Friends who send sick jokes by SMS (Offensive)
Have you ever been on someone's sms distribution list for sick and offensive jokes?
It's somewhat a curse. You're in a meeting, the text arrives, you read it and then sit there wetting yourself with laughter. Everyone looks at you.
Then you spend weeks wrestling with your conscience thinking why did I laugh at that, am I sick and evil too?
For example
"Mate, look out for me next week as I'm on Dragon's Den. I've invented a land mine that looks like a prayer mat"
or
"I have got myself an attack alarm and am keeping it as a trophy"
or
"This PC brigade is getting on my nerves. I'm a painter and decorater and can no longer say 'black paint', I now have to say 'Leroy can you paint that wall please?'
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