Friends who send sick jokes by SMS (Offensive)

[suityou01]

Meh. Neither offensive nor funny enough. Gimme your number and I'll show you offensive

Post them here ya big girls blouse.

[MaryPoppins]

I know, I know

Meh. Neither offensive nor funny enough. Gimme your number and I'll show you offensive

[EternalOptimist]

You laughed at those?

I'm with MP . you should not be laughing at stuff like this. Please Please , wait till you are out of the meeting, THEN laugh at it.

[suityou01]

You laughed at those?

I know, I know

[MaryPoppins]

Have you ever been on someone's sms distribution list for sick and offensive jokes?

It's somewhat a curse. You're in a meeting, the text arrives, you read it and then sit there wetting yourself with laughter. Everyone looks at you.

Then you spend weeks wrestling with your conscience thinking why did I laugh at that, am I sick and evil too?

For example

"Mate, look out for me next week as I'm on Dragon's Den. I've invented a land mine that looks like a prayer mat"

or

"I have got myself an attack alarm and am keeping it as a trophy"

or

"This PC brigade is getting on my nerves. I'm a painter and decorater and can no longer say 'black paint', I now have to say 'Leroy can you paint that wall please?'

You laughed at those?

[rsingh]

I can't, it's a condition of my probation order!

Gricerboy

Now that's how you tell a good joke.

[GillsMan]

I'm starting to get an idea of what it must be like.

This.

[Churchill]

Will somebody please think of the children!

Mrs D Mail

I can't, it's a condition of my probation order!

Gricerboy

[Zippy]

Will somebody please think of the children!

Mrs D Mail

[suityou01]

Dear Administrator

I would like to complain about the tone of the this thread.

Even though the thread titled warned this was offensive I still opened it expecting an easy going post. It is before the watershed after all.

Imagine my surprise when I was affronted by racist and sick jokes the likes of which Frankie Boyle would wince.

I am offended and upset by this thread and demand action immediately against the perpertator who obviously has serious issues.

Yours digusted from Wells

MF

And you of course are an angel

[MarillionFan]

Dear Administrator

I would like to complain about the tone of the this thread.

Even though the thread titled warned this was offensive I still opened it expecting an easy going post. It is before the watershed after all.

Imagine my surprise when I was affronted by racist and sick jokes the likes of which Frankie Boyle would wince.

I am offended and upset by this thread and demand action immediately against the perpertator who obviously has serious issues.

Yours digusted from Wells

MF

[Old Greg]

Have you ever been on someone's sms distribution list for sick and offensive jokes?

It's somewhat a curse. You're in a meeting, the text arrives, you read it and then sit there wetting yourself with laughter. Everyone looks at you.

Then you spend weeks wrestling with your conscience thinking why did I laugh at that, am I sick and evil too?

For example

"Mate, look out for me next week as I'm on Dragon's Den. I've invented a land mine that looks like a prayer mat"

or

"I have got myself an attack alarm and am keeping it as a trophy"

or

"This PC brigade is getting on my nerves. I'm a painter and decorater and can no longer say 'black paint', I now have to say 'Leroy can you paint that wall please?'

I'm starting to get an idea of what it must be like.

[suityou01]

Have you ever been on someone's sms distribution list for sick and offensive jokes?

It's somewhat a curse. You're in a meeting, the text arrives, you read it and then sit there wetting yourself with laughter. Everyone looks at you.

Then you spend weeks wrestling with your conscience thinking why did I laugh at that, am I sick and evil too?

For example

"Mate, look out for me next week as I'm on Dragon's Den. I've invented a land mine that looks like a prayer mat"

or

"I have got myself an attack alarm and am keeping it as a trophy"

or

"This PC brigade is getting on my nerves. I'm a painter and decorater and can no longer say 'black paint', I now have to say 'Leroy can you paint that wall please?'