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Previously on "Lunch/drinks others?"

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  • thunderlizard
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    Originally posted by kellycell View Post
    Hello,

    My colleague mentioned that he is taking out my boss and his boss for lunch and then also for a whiskey night (where he’s paying). I am trying to think of ways that I can do something similar, any suggestions?
    Your "competitor", I suspect you mean.
    You are getting a bit of scepticism on here, because although client entertaining is something that proper consultancies do as a matter of course, it is quite an alien concept to tinpot bum-on-seaters.
    You could offer to contribute to their next team shindig (though you've missed the boat on the Christmas party). Otherwise your best chance at one-upmanship could be to find something they'd personally appreciate.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Why not polish their shoes and lick their arses?

    In fact, why not got all the way and get a permie job there?

    Jeez. One of the things I do NOT miss is entertaining the management in the hope of a not-too-bad annual review.

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  • DS23
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    why not invite your boss and his boss and his boss for lunch and then onwards to a champagne bar?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by kellycell View Post
    Hello,

    My colleague mentioned that he is taking out my boss and his boss for lunch and then also for a whiskey night (where he’s paying). I am trying to think of ways that I can do something similar, any suggestions?
    Treat them to an evening at the local lap-dancing bar.

    FFS, what do you expect?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by kellycell View Post
    Hello,

    My colleague mentioned that he is taking out my boss and his boss for lunch and then also for a whiskey night (where he’s paying). I am trying to think of ways that I can do something similar, any suggestions?
    Is this an offer to buy the CUK congregation some drinks?

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  • milanbenes
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    why don't you go with your colleague

    join him in the venture and divide the costs by two

    this will also show the bosses that the contractors are working as a team and not competing for affection

    Milan.

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  • kellycell
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    Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
    eh ?

    why ?

    does not compute

    Milan.
    To build and maintain a relationship..

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  • milanbenes
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    eh ?

    why ?

    does not compute

    Milan.

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  • kellycell
    started a topic Lunch/drinks others?

    Lunch/drinks others?

    Hello,

    My colleague mentioned that he is taking out my boss and his boss for lunch and then also for a whiskey night (where he’s paying). I am trying to think of ways that I can do something similar, any suggestions?
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