Trainspotting ninja from Norwich

[hyperD]

Patient wife Pip, 42, said: "He is the most disciplined person I know. But sometimes I wish he'd just take up something like fishing."

Good old current bun.

[MarillionFan]

I remember a kid at college who was convinced he was a ninja. Had all the keys, nanchucks, stars even an all in one black ninja outfit.

He was massive into martial arts and to be honest, to see him creeping around campus dressed head toe in black was a little odd.

He decided that he was going to be vigilante and sort out issues on campus.

Next day he turned up to college with a cut lip and scrapes all over his face. He'd fallen out of a tree after hiding from some lads he jumped out on who were then going to beat him to a pulp

[Churchill]

"But being a ninja isn't always easy - he hurt his shoulder falling out of a tree, dislocated a finger practising acrobatics and was bitten by a fox he tried to creep up on."

Is he sure it wasn't a rabbit?

I like some of the comments posted under the article.

"Ninja my arse!"

[wobbegong]

"But being a ninja isn't always easy - he hurt his shoulder falling out of a tree, dislocated a finger practising acrobatics and was bitten by a fox he tried to creep up on."

[Halo Jones]

Ok that was the first time I have read an article from the sun

I pray that it is the last

[MarillionFan]

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