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RichardCranium replied

11 January 2011, 21:36
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MarillionFan replied

11 January 2011, 21:12
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Oh well, I'll die happy and looking my best then.

My father in law is a great sun worshipper. He has dark
leathery skin and is loaded.

The wife wants a new leather sofa.

I see an opportunity here...
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AtW replied

11 January 2011, 21:12
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Oh well, I'll die happy and looking my best then.

One word - cryo
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cailin maith replied

11 January 2011, 21:02
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

and skin cancer

Oh well, I'll die happy and looking my best then.
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MaryPoppins replied

11 January 2011, 21:01
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

and skin cancer

Cheery!
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cailin maith replied

11 January 2011, 20:58
Originally posted by Wodewick View Post

and your other 1/2 is thick as tulip and ugly as ****? (Allegedly)

Hate to burst your bubble luv, but I'm not actually Jordan.

HTH
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norrahe replied

11 January 2011, 20:57
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

I don't wear fake tan, sunbeds or real sun for me

and skin cancer
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Wodewick replied

11 January 2011, 20:52
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Massive fake boobs and lips though eh CM

and your other 1/2 is thick as tulip and ugly as ****? (Allegedly)
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cailin maith replied

11 January 2011, 20:51
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Massive fake boobs and lips though eh CM
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MaryPoppins replied

11 January 2011, 20:49
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

I don't wear fake tan, sunbeds or real sun for me

Massive fake boobs and lips though eh CM
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cailin maith replied

11 January 2011, 20:46
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Yes but that's enough about CM what about Jordan?

I don't wear fake tan, sunbeds or real sun for me
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MaryPoppins replied

11 January 2011, 20:44
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

I don't know what people see in her.

She fascinates me. In a morbid sort of way. She's like a robot, devoid of any emotion and all sort of plasticky. I think she'd probably be like a piece of ply in bed, she's always so quick to chirp on about how she's proper durty.
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Wodewick replied

11 January 2011, 20:43
Isn't it somewhat similar to the old Paul Daniels/Debbie McGee joke?

Exactly what was is that 1st attracted you to millionaire ~~Paul D~~ Jordan?
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MarillionFan replied

11 January 2011, 20:42
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

Lots of silicone and fake tan I think

Yes but that's enough about CM what about Jordan?
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norrahe replied

11 January 2011, 20:38
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

I don't know what people see in her.

Lots of silicone and fake tan I think
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