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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    None taken, you soft, fat twat.
    Oi!

    Less of the....

    Nevermind.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    More likely your body odour and lack of sense of humour.

    No offence like.
    None taken, you soft, fat twat.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Yeah alright. What are you doing on Friday?
    You're on.

    That's livened it up for two of us. How was it for you?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Its true that SB's (and the other village idiots) congenital stupidity got crashingly dull in the end, but I wouldn't call it "seeing me off".

    The forum malaise is due to many factors including:

    (1) having very psychologically flawed moderators

    Which one? Cojak the chocolate eating alcoholic. NAT the Austrian ski-ing Nazi or Realityhack the well balanced, even handed moderator?

    (2) paying over much attention to the bedwetters - this is a problem with the national culture generally

    Can you narrow that down to at least a dozen posters please?

    (3) too many ******* on the bench not asking why they are there long term. If you are, there's something you're doing wrong, so don't post bollux on here like you know what the fook you're talking about.

    Are you talking about wannabes again? They do seem to fall over themselves with the clip clop hooves towards a 'in my experience' mode.

    HTH
    Answers in some form of formatted text.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    And don't you start.
    you are not too big to go over my knee young lady

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    (3) too many ******* on the bench not asking why they are there long term. If you are, there's something you're doing wrong, so don't post bollux on here like you know what the fook you're talking about.
    It was ever thus. Them as can, do.

    Them as can't, teach.

    Them as can't teach, write text books.

    Them as can't write text books, sit at home in their dressing gowns posting bollocks on the InterNet.


    My belly button fluff tends to be black and damp, when I'm benched. Isn't that fascinating?

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    You freaking posted to 71!!
    Bugger.

    Which one did I miss?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Its true that SB's (and the other village idiots) congenital stupidity got crashingly dull in the end, but I wouldn't call it "seeing me off".

    The forum malaise is due to many factors including:

    (1) having very psychologically flawed moderators
    (2) paying over much attention to the bedwetters - this is a problem with the national culture generally
    (3) too many ******* on the bench not asking why they are there long term. If you are, there's something you're doing wrong, so don't post bollux on here like you know what the fook you're talking about.

    HTH
    Vintage sasguru...

    BAN HIM!!!

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    If you are, there's something you're doing wrong, so don't post bollux on here like you know what the fook you're talking about.

    HTH

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    You didn't help by seeing off sasguru.
    Its true that SB's (and the other village idiots) congenital stupidity got crashingly dull in the end, but I wouldn't call it "seeing me off".

    The forum malaise is due to many factors including:

    (1) having very psychologically flawed moderators
    (2) paying over much attention to the bedwetters - this is a problem with the national culture generally
    (3) too many ******* on the bench not asking why they are there long term. If you are, there's something you're doing wrong, so don't post bollux on here like you know what the fook you're talking about.

    HTH

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    good one MP. stick it to the male fascist.



    And don't you start.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    When I refer to you as MF, it's nothing to do with your username.
    good one MP. stick it to the male fascist.



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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    When I refer to you as MF, it's nothing to do with your username.
    As long as you don't mean Oedipus then I'm not offended.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Who asked you?
    When I refer to you as MF, it's nothing to do with your username.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    There's not enough argy bargy going on.
    Who asked you?

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