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Previously on "Ever splashed out on a Dalek?"

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    The buggers keep on coming back.

    A bit like the energizer bunny.
    As always - you are quite correct Dear ZG.

    On the was to the Post Office I was taken aback to witness a pair of Daleks pushing and loading some Large Bins from an industrial state onto a Bin-Lorry - the poor Daleks were in a sorry state - their once gleaming metal plates were now grubby and rusty - how the mightly have fallen.

    A passer-by explained that the Daleks were refugees from the TimeWar and had landed on a council estate in East Kilbride .

    The police, and they do deserve a mention - had disabled the stunned Daleks lasers - then at a loss of what to do , decided to hand them over to the local council.

    The EK Council decided to put the now harmless Daleks to good use by employing them in council tasks such as refuge collection and mainatining the local pitch and put - one Dalek had its laser re-installed and modified so that it can clear the ice of the pavements - a bit dodgy if you ask me.

    Still I guess its all part of Austerity Britain.

    BWt Happy New Year ZG - in whichever year you are in - relatively speaking.
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 12 January 2011, 14:25.

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  • wobbegong
    replied
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    The buggers keep on coming back.

    A bit like the energizer bunny.
    Better that than "Jive Bunny"!

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I went on a date with a young lady Dalek from downtown Skaro.

    We actually split the bill, but she was a little overzealous for me. Her steak was a little overdone for her liking and so she exterminated the waiter.
    I read about that in the local paper.

    Apparently the chef over-cooked it because he thought he'd kept hearing her say:

    "Extra minute. EXTRA MINUTE! EXTRA MINUTE!!!"







    <sniff> <sniff> <snivel>

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  • AlfredJPruffock
    replied
    Daleks ?

    Who are you trying to Kid ???

    We wiped them out yonks ago.

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  • suityou01
    replied
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Dessert?

    So you didn't er, splash out on her then.

    American spelling I'll bet

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  • MaryPoppins
    replied
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I went on a date with a young lady Dalek from downtown Skaro.

    We actually split the bill, but she was a little overzealous for me. Her steak was a little overdone for her liking and so she exterminated the waiter.

    Desert was a little frosty.

    hth
    MF
    Dessert?

    So you didn't er, splash out on her then.

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  • suityou01
    replied
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I went on a date with a young lady Dalek from downtown Skaro.

    We actually split the bill, but she was a little overzealous for me. Her steak was a little overdone for her liking and so she exterminated the waiter.

    Desert was a little frosty.

    hth
    MF


    Larfed so hard a little wee came out.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Wotcha, Google spider.

    Nice of you to have popped in.

    Courtesy backlink to Radio 4 and the News Quiz programme in question.





    <a-choo> <wipe> <sniff>
    Last edited by RichardCranium; 7 January 2011, 19:24. Reason: Added link. <cough>

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  • MarillionFan
    replied
    I went on a date with a young lady Dalek from downtown Skaro.

    We actually split the bill, but she was a little overzealous for me. Her steak was a little overdone for her liking and so she exterminated the waiter.

    Desert was a little frosty.

    hth
    MF

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  • RichardCranium
    started a topic Ever splashed out on a Dalek?

    Ever splashed out on a Dalek?

    Radio 4's News Quiz.

    Pant-wettingly funny.

    But "Ever splashed out on a Dalek?" does not seem to exist on Google ... or does it?

    Hello Radio 4 listener!




    <cough> <sniff> <cough>. Sorry, but I've got a cold.

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