The sneeze that never comes

[RichardCranium]

You stare at the light. The image burns on your retina. Ah ah ah!

Hmm. Nasal irritation. Short temper. Sensitive eyes.

From what you've posted elsewhere, MF, you're also sounding a bit run down.

Were you back in work about 36 hours ago, mixing with commuters / dirty permies?

Have you had your swine 'flu jab?


Do you have a rash on your neck? A bit of a temperature? Hands a little bit shaky? It could also be a viral brain infection.


Just saying like.

[Cliphead]

Judging by the size of your hooter CH a hurricane warning is required in the Scottish highlands

And frequently is...

[MarillionFan]

Firing blanks eh?

Judging by the size of your hooter CH a hurricane warning is required in the Scottish highlands

[RichardCranium]

EO knows more about this sort of thing, but it is probably either a tumour or a fungal infection of the sinuses in your skull.

Just saying like.

[Cliphead]

Firing blanks eh?

[MarillionFan]

Is there anything worse?

You stare at the light. The image burns on your retina. Ah ah ah!

Gahhhhhhhhhh!